From any mob in EQ
My personal Favorite would be the Drakeen Protectors Quote as he spawns after killing the Drakeen Apprentice in Sleepers Tomb...
"Welcome to Pain, the Second of Three. You have dealt the first, now deal with me!
^^ Priceless
Sirran the Lunatic says, 'What?! Now you've done it! The bunnies are angry! ANGRY I TELL YOU!
Win!
"Long have I lived. Crush you I shall!!", "Aaarrghh!! My precious ring!!"
Player: 'They all want to know what my tombstone will say. I think to myself "This isn't a very friendly place."' - Thae
Some of the NPC quotes from the MM Defending the Lair are really funny. I wish I could remember some of them though.
tell a sanctus seru guard they stink and watch the responce i love seeing just how far i can push them.
OMGoodness, I used to crack up in Plane of Hate when the Kiraikuel said:
"My form was weak, your style was excellent, I hate you"
*Chuckle
Master Yeal shouts "IMGUNNADIE!"
Someones hole Cr mule's name.
Reidar Elsai when he gives you the "of the Freeport Milita" faction suffix.
Well, I'll be! You have achieved what most dare not. It takes a particular type of personality to sink so . . . Er . . . Show that much dedication to the Freeport Militia's cause. Sir Lucan D'lere has authorized me to offer you a reward for your efforts. Wear this title with . . . pride, I guess.
after killing those guards in sanctus seru camping vt shards, i think that zone has the best quotes. things like "nice pants yourname" as they die.
Lol Sanctus Seru has some Seriously Funny stuff...Theres one guy you can say "Phat lewts" to and he replies with something funny but i CANNOT for the life of me remember who/what the guy says!
So many memorable quotes from the original Plane of Mischief ... /mourn
"wHaT sEeK iT Is YoU FrOm LiTHiNiath?" -- Lithiniath
"Where be the Cazic Thule puppet?! Ridiculously funny!!" -- Bristlebane
I submitted feedbacks about this, and eventually it got changed, but the NPC merchants in Freeport used to tell me, "I don't speak to Dark Elves, much less sell them anything."
And I would reply, "You just did."
Eventually, it became, "I don't like to speak to Dark Elves..."
When I damaged my faction with the Outpost in Overthere, the merchants would say things like, "Don't you Dark Elves have merchants of your own? Whatever. I'm not selling you anything." What's funny about that, of course, is that they ARE Dark Elves in that outpost.
In the Froglok mission of Rathe Mountains, Hukulk says (when killed) "Where me happy love bracers go?"
Ssliasil_Tunare wrote:
the "Phat Lewts" thing was for Prince Thirneg in Plane of Growth, he insta-DT's you if you /say it to him, it's hillarious.
One that made me chuckle recently is a Brownie NPC in the Brownie Rebel tunnel in Steam Factory:
Lymrit says 'You there! You won't have knees left if you try anything funny in here!"
I always get a kick out of Karsor the Mad too:
Some say, 'Karsor, stop studying Discord! It is making you insane,' but I say to them, 'If I'm insane, then why are my eyes on fire?' Ha ha! That usually puts them in their place, especially when my eyes are, in fact, on fire.'
On the Naggy Monster Mission, I think it is the Mage that says, when killed:
"I wonder if anybody will remember me?"
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Come tot hink of it, virtually every death message from the attackers in the Naggy raid MM are pretty funny...
Velious had a lot of rhyme to it (Ry'Gorr orcs kill in the snow, I'll stomp on your feet and chop off your toe) which was very fun.
Everything up to Luclin had cool easter eggs:
In HighKeep, there once was a High-Elven princess being kept captive. She has since been moved to somewhere... else... Her name is Princess Lenya. When she was still a resident, if you hailed her, she said "Aren't you a little short for a High Keep Guard?"
Lady Shae, who hangs out in Hogcaller's Inn in West Freeport, would like to know what [house] you are in. Tell her you're from the House of Style, and she'll respond "I would never have guessed by the way you look!" And if you tell her that you from the International House of Pancakes, she says, "I can tell, it looks like you ate a house of pancakes!" Picture!
In Sanctus Seru, if you tell guards "Go f--k yourself" or "F--k you" they have a semi-witty retort (which I can't find right now).
Marshall Anrey of Rivervale (upstairs above the bank) has a very strict attitude on how he is addressed. When you say, "Hello Marshall Anrey", he barks that you should not be lazy, and address him with "Hail," like all other deputies.
Tanise wrote:
Master Yeal shouts "IMGUNNADIE!" Someones hole Cr mule's name.
I remember being in the plane of Hate with a druid named Applepie.
Cazic Thule shouts, "APPLEPIE!"
I guess I dont have a favorite quote, but I did think it was funny when they nerfed the Jester quote about the female Monk...
Used to be something like; Female monks always want me to carry their bags cause of the "weight thing" Some lady prob got all bent out of shape and made a big fuss about it and it was changed.
People will complain about anything!
Rozzl wrote:
I think they removed the funny quotes from the Seru guards but they used to tell you that perhaps you'll be interested in getting hooked up with a Rockhooper for that kind of action (parapharsed, obviously).
Seru guards also have really good death messages too. Some NPCs have pretty good messages when they kill you too, like brownies say "So the mighty does fall."
Thermin Wandereye in Thurgadin, in response to "what quest":
"Well I haven't figured out that part yet. I guess I'll slay a dragon, maybe save a princess or two. You know the normal stuff. I don't want to get too crazy heheh, you know like calculate which weapon is the most efficient and debate over it in public forums to no end."
isaiah655 wrote:
I submitted feedbacks about this, and eventually it got changed, but the NPC merchants in Freeport used to tell me, "I don't speak to Dark Elves, much less sell them anything."And I would reply, "You just did."Eventually, it became, "I don't like to speak to Dark Elves..."When I damaged my faction with the Outpost in Overthere, the merchants would say things like, "Don't you Dark Elves have merchants of your own? Whatever. I'm not selling you anything." What's funny about that, of course, is that they ARE Dark Elves in that outpost.In the Froglok mission of Rathe Mountains, Hukulk says (when killed) "Where me happy love bracers go?"
On a variation of that, Boomba the Big in Freeport screams racism at my ogre shaman. Normally that'd make sense, except that Boomba the Big is an ogre himself.
One of the guards in Tower of Discord says he's going to make weapons out of your bones. I thought "woot, I bet a mebone club would be pretty nice. I wonder if he'd let me have one after a few deaths."
my personal favourite:(In response to "there are flying monkies")Lithiniath snorts in disbelief, 'Uh huh, suuuuuuure there are! They live in my forest right next to the plaid elepants, purple gorillas, and butterscotch golems!"3 of my characters have custom titles based on this quote and I think its hilarious even though I doubt theres anyone left who sees me in game and gets the reference
Fippy. 'Nuff said.
The timeless "You've ruined your own lands, you'll not ruin mine!" shall always be a favorite.
Nobody expects the Seru inquisition!
I like the guys in the deep that talk backwards:
uoy elki semong etah yllear I
Taleren_Bloodsong wrote:
Tanise wrote:Master Yeal shouts "IMGUNNADIE!" Someones hole Cr mule's name.I remember being in the plane of Hate with a druid named Applepie. Cazic Thule shouts, "APPLEPIE!"
What was Cazic Thule doing in the Plane of Hate?
Antibane wrote:
Taleren_Bloodsong wrote:I remember being in the plane of Hate with a druid named Applepie.Cazic Thule shouts, "APPLEPIE!"What was Cazic Thule doing in the Plane of Hate?
I remember being in the plane of Hate with a druid named Applepie.Cazic Thule shouts, "APPLEPIE!"
Afternoon tea with Inny... and obviously ordering desert.
Elephi wrote:
(In response to "there are flying monkies")Lithiniath snorts in disbelief, 'Uh huh, suuuuuuure there are! They live in my forest right next to the plaid elepants, purple gorillas, and butterscotch golems!"
Once upon a time, long ago, I zoned into Mischief on a patch day shortly after servers came up and every mob in the zone was using the borked naked human model (Doug), but the mobs were all sorts of crazy names I had never seen before. Out in the forest, I killed several of the doug-types and looted various drops such as Flying Monkey Wings and Flying Monkey Eyes. There was an emergency patch that followed the same day, and the zone reverted to normal. I have never again seen this permutation of Plane of Mischief. I do still have the various flying monkey bits banked on an alt
yeah I remember that, there was a version of the zone available for a short time that seemed to be an unfinished revamp with lots of dougs. thats where this container came from.
Eleena_TT wrote:
Antibane wrote:Taleren_Bloodsong wrote:I remember being in the plane of Hate with a druid named Applepie.Cazic Thule shouts, "APPLEPIE!"What was Cazic Thule doing in the Plane of Hate?Afternoon tea with Inny... and obviously ordering desert.
Ah, clearly. How foolish of me to question the wisdom of the gods!
"Life is about expression, today's expression is rage!" --Random trash in MMM raid instance.
"This whole being dead thing kinda sucks." - Bargangle Tinkerson, Corpse in a Can
You say, "brains"
NPC says "braaaiiinnnsnssssss"
you say "braaaaaiaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss"
npc says " braaiaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss"
In dulak when the pirates die and say something to the tune of .."well I didn't expect this when I woke up this morning"
The naggy monster mission would probably have some of the best, some I remember are bards saying "Le sigh...." when they died, and wizards saying "If only I had my clicky pants..." Followed by trash and some raids in MMM. I laughed out loud the first time I heard Bargangle Tinkerson scream "Die in a fire!"
DaveDakota wrote:
Oh that reminds me, it was Clankwrench that was yelling about "you meddling kids" right?
Let's not forget the scrykin neophytes repeating the first rule of spellcraft: Never cross the streams!
The Paebala in Dragon Necropolis, upon death:
poit...narfnarf...erp!
DaveDakota wrote:The naggy monster mission would probably have some of the best, some I remember are bards saying "Le sigh...." when they died, and wizards saying "If only I had my clicky pants..." Followed by trash and some raids in MMM. I laughed out loud the first time I heard Bargangle Tinkerson scream "Die in a fire!" Oh that reminds me, it was Clankwrench that was yelling about "you meddling kids" right?
yeah it was Clankwrench.
And of course the name of the AE when he dies: Barg Death Asplode
I dont know the Quote but Talking to the Ogre in Oggok and if you /say Bonk ....he Bonks you
Yhthz jy cu hqjprhybh ni rhyp ni rmnspdykp ni uhdzp mdth j ahhy pn dxxdeehk.
always made me scratch my head
W65FN4JCG7M wrote:
Yhthz jy cu hqjprhybh ni rhyp ni rmnspdykp ni uhdzp mdth j ahhy pn dxxdeehk.always made me scratch my head
Its a letter substitution. N = O, I = F, etc..
'Never in my existence of tens of thousands of years have I been so appalled'
NGTV13 wrote:
You say, "brains"NPC says "braaaiiinnnsnssssss"you say "braaaaaiaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss"npc says " braaiaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssss"
That mission has some of the best quotes. "Sweet Karana! His arm just fell off!"
Not necessarily a "quote" per se, but funny nonetheless:
In plane of mischief in the theater wing, some of the mobs have deathmessages like: "A theater patron thinks things are not quite so funny any more."
AAAAARRRRRGGGG! My weapon!
Too bad the newer NPCs don't say this anymore when disarmed. = \
You say,'Hail, Sir Hobble'
Sir Hobble holds a cracked monocle up to his squinting eye. 'I say!! A talking bear!! Squire Fuzzmin, come take a gander at this rare find! The wonders never cease in the land of Kunark!!'
I always imagine that he has a sort of snooty accent when he says it loaded with incredulity
I always liked in Seru if you say Abashi to some of the npcs they will say something along the lines of "Hush ye, lest you bring down the disempowering wrath of the One Who Shall Not Be Named!"
Also in Crystallos only seen it in the raid instance tho is when the wyverns kill someone sometimes they will say something along the lines of I'll be get this filthy corpse out of here or something. Someone please post the correct wording for it.
If you ask me the very best death-quote text in the game is this one that comes from the besotten bully of South Qeynos:
Trumpy Irontoe's corpse says 'ARGH!!! <Burp!> Oh.. Kane will hear of this.. Your days in Qeynos are numbered.. <BURP!>.. ouch.. Mommy..'
Ya gotta love it!
Dwarves in Korascian warrens when they kill something.
"Never challenge a dwarf when death in on the line."
Have to agree that the naggy mission quotes were great.
