We of the Empire are always looking for ways to brighten up the lives of our stalwart troopers
Recently our Ambassador to Tunaria, Ruinwick, found a new supplier for our dedicated cooking staff, and we have worked with a world famous cook to develope some new and exciting recipes for all of our troops and their families
For example: Flash Fried Tripe, a delicacy in many areas:
Served on a bed of grated cheeses and rice, food fit to keep the meat on your bones.
Warning to all the deluded members of the Empire!
Tranier has been buying Frogluk stomachs to make his infamous "Tripe" recipe. You are eating the inner lining of the stomach of the frogluks of Tunaria!
Don't be mislead by his smooth talk...you are eating one of our poor misguided brothers of the south!
This travesty is the proof that the Empire does not care about the peoples of Tunaria!
Bah.
Tripe is tripe...we only use the best stuff for our recipes.
Go pester someone else, you bother me.
Im totally confused with all this, What is The Empire?
The story of Solrath and his Empire is chronicled in the forums from the Resistance and from the Empire, plus there are bits and pieces posted throught the forums:Feravel, chosen Hero of the ResistanceBaelthal, Feravel's second in commandTrainer, the minotaur in charge of the armies of the EmpireRuinwick, Ambassador of the EmpireSolrath, self-proclaimed greatest wizard of Tunaria and leader of the EmpireSyltae, a wood elf ranger who was brutally struck down by her brother, SolrathThe Unknown...an evil influence who has the unknowing control of SolrathAnd...the Narrator, who works out of character as needed to keep things in order Baelthal's ChroniclesThe Diary of a lovable Elven Ranger that goes by the name of Syltae. Baelthal is now the custodian of Syltae's Diary and continues the documenting of ordealsSolrath's JournalSolrath, an aspiring Elven Wizard writes down his adventures to share with everyone.
The story of Solrath and his Empire is chronicled in the forums from the Resistance and from the Empire, plus there are bits and pieces posted throught the forums:
Feravel, chosen Hero of the Resistance
Baelthal, Feravel's second in command
Trainer, the minotaur in charge of the armies of the Empire
Ruinwick, Ambassador of the Empire
Solrath, self-proclaimed greatest wizard of Tunaria and leader of the Empire
Syltae, a wood elf ranger who was brutally struck down by her brother, Solrath
The Unknown...an evil influence who has the unknowing control of Solrath
And...the Narrator, who works out of character as needed to keep things in order
Baelthal's ChroniclesThe Diary of a lovable Elven Ranger that goes by the name of Syltae. Baelthal is now the custodian of Syltae's Diary and continues the documenting of ordeals
Solrath's JournalSolrath, an aspiring Elven Wizard writes down his adventures to share with everyone.
Go check it out!
http://stationbrenlo.wordpress.com/...rrrgggg-part-2/
Our world-renowed kitchens now carry the finest breads and jams available...and we just found a new flavor to tickle your tastebuds...
Red raspberry Delight!
That looks more like chewed up brains to me...you sure you aren't trying to poison your Empire fellows with Ghoulish Preserves from the Chef?
I hope you folks all have good medical programs...I hear the one in Freeport is pretty good.
Bleah.
The Empire uses only the finest ingredients, the best materials for the meals fed to its soldiers.
Our troopers love our new food items...your slurs on our cooks will not ride with them.
Fear not, supporters of the Empire, we shall always look for new ways to keep our armies strong and happy!
I'd eat Trainer's Brains
My Slayer likes that with a side of Minotoar fingers
Kemuell wrote:
I'd eat Trainer's Brains My Slayer likes that with a side of Minotoar fingers
I don't have any brains to be in the menu so find someone else to nibble on.
Our newest menu item is:
Tasty Tater Skins!
Deep fried and crispy with a tangy white sauce on the side
Bone appetite!
Tranier wrote:
We of the Empire are always looking for ways to brighten up the lives of our stalwart troopersRecently our Ambassador to Tunaria, Ruinwick, found a new supplier for our dedicated cooking staff, and we have worked with a world famous cook to develope some new and exciting recipes for all of our troops and their familiesFor example: Flash Fried Tripe, a delicacy in many areas:Served on a bed of grated cheeses and rice, food fit to keep the meat on your bones.
Wouldnt this be cooler if Wood elfs actually existed in our game, or even playable Kerrans.
All this nice food. I don't wanna get anything stuck in my teeth though.
Tranier, may I rip off your minotaur horn and use it as my toothpick?
Bingo! I won the bet!
Seriously, I know that you are a cannibal.
Freudian slip, cannibal? The correct phrase is "Bon appetit!"
You are slipping, Trainer. How long will it take for your master to find out?
