Really Zero You should be nicer to Espi.. You gotta Ask your Self at times like that WWED?
You know you’ve been in Consequence too long when… Extortion seems to be the solution to everything. You want to throw a fish sandwich at people in real life. You think the whole world is Tabor Park West. Tabor Park West is better to pvp at than Mara. You do unusual things to get a reaction in real life because you couldn’t log on in Mxo that day. You finally get into Mxo, you stand at the hardline. Love is when someone tells you to shut the f* up and you do. You start getting kicked out of people’s rp stories. The first thing you tell someone when they ask to join is “Do you like being hated?” You have an illegal copy of Silk’s panda porn. Its Static’s fault. Anything Red or Silk says becomes dirty or anything anyone else says becomes dirty to Red or Silk. You’ve actually heard one of Espi’s girlfriends on the Ventrillo. At least three other people decide to assassinate you. You can’t hear a conversation without thinking of mxo. You macro /ignore. You’ve danced naked around Beachhead more than once. You get to the hardline and everyone stops talking. Your background changes every single day to reflect who you pissed off. Your background mentions at least three other faction member’s names. People accuse you of cheating and you reply “um pirate” You think Arrrr peeeing is what pirates do. You calmly explain you are not a whore, you’re just a Merovingian. When you have four different ways to wear the cheerleading outfit. You’re in the 2nd annual of the Girls of Consequence calendar. Another dead body is just another day. You actually start to believe not all female rsi’s are shims. You forget to use faction chat. You know why Squishy is called Lord Squishy. You automatically turn on Ventrillo when you log onto your pc. You have a buddy list full of people because you just want to see if they log in so you can mess with them. You come out of a hardline and /ignore the first five people you see. You have a pocket full of cottonballs. You make an alt just to put on Red’s ship. You’ve actually started an “Enlarge this” Spam mail. You start hear children screaming in the background. Staticzero gives you a pet bird to play with. You copy and paste weird tells into faction and area chat. You know about Nem’s First Mate curse. When you think about someone… you cut yourself. People ask you why you wear red and you reply that you’re a communist. You can clear a hardline in under thirty seconds. You make a point to try and clear a hardline every day. Your rp backstory suddenly appears in every other faction. You know and fear what ATM means. Everyone else imitates you. And you haven’t been in Con long enough when… If you think everything starts with “Espi says.” You haven’t become morally bankrupt yet. Less than three people want to assassinate you. You actually become surprised when people get in a circle and start petting you. You don’t believe everything is Static’s fault. You actually think Staticzero Rp’s. You aren’t someone’s arm candy. Static hasn’t been slapped by Nemases on a daily basis. You haven’t heard Silk’s bird. You’re respectful and don’t harass the faction leaders. Red hasn’t made you cry. You actually aren’t an attention whore. You’re not the sharpest crayon in the bread box. You’re not part of the Cool Kids club.
You know you’ve been in Consequence too long when… ....... You know and fear what A2M means. ......
Elroh wrote: You know you’ve been in Consequence too long when… ....... You know and fear what A2M means. ......
AmbrielSyntax wrote:Elroh wrote:You know you’ve been in Consequence too long when… ....... You know and fear what A2M means. ...... Clerks 2?
Elroh wrote:You know you’ve been in Consequence too long when… ....... You know and fear what A2M means. ......
Half right...
Debbie flounced into the room, wearing a red tartan skirt, voluptuous breasts pressing against her white shirt, legs clad in white stockings and feet in thick-soled Mary Jane sandals. Tossing her ponytail, she smiled at the man with the shaved head in the recliner in front of her. "Daddy, I'm ready for school," she said in her best little-girl voice. "How do I look?" Jim looked up from his newspaper and raked his "daughter's" form with his eyes. Debbie's >NAUGHTY WORDZ< grew damp as his eyes darkened with lust. "My baby girl looks a bit slutty for Daddy's taste," he said sternly. "You're so naughty. That's the third time I've had to talk to................
Espi wrote:Nemases wrote: Espi, I know that we havnt been on late with you but really you need to stop falling asleep in the trash can its bad for Con's image and well you cant share all Static's fame in making us look bad. And well it makes you kinda smell funny. Come to Con, we have Espi. -----IN A TrashCan ..
Nemases wrote: Espi, I know that we havnt been on late with you but really you need to stop falling asleep in the trash can its bad for Con's image and well you cant share all Static's fame in making us look bad. And well it makes you kinda smell funny. Come to Con, we have Espi. -----IN A TrashCan ..
Espi, I know that we havnt been on late with you but really you need to stop falling asleep in the trash can its bad for Con's image and well you cant share all Static's fame in making us look bad. And well it makes you kinda smell funny.
Espi the Grouch?
Hmmm......
Staticzero wrote:Espi wrote:Nemases wrote: Espi, I know that we havnt been on late with you but really you need to stop falling asleep in the trash can its bad for Con's image and well you cant share all Static's fame in making us look bad. And well it makes you kinda smell funny. Come to Con, we have Espi. -----IN A TrashCan .. Espi the Grouch? Hmmm......
I doubt you let your kids watch our version of Sesame Street.
Sometimes you don't want to know What "Espi's" doing in his home.
