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**Yasamuu**

Shaken or stirred?

**TimeMaker**

Spoon or no spoon?

Wait.......

**Zeac**

uhhh no? wait yes!.. hrm no i choose fork!

MrPuck

ReProgrammed wrote:

Dear Virrago,
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
And if greater then 0, how much after I kick it's teeth out?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

and with less teeth, less wood.

Panderai

If I were to say that you were 1337 would you make a new storyline that turns me into the One? No, oh, alright then..

-Collbard-

Panderai wrote:

If I were to say that you were 1337 would you make a new storyline that turns me into the One? No, oh, alright then..

Psst, Virrago doesn't write the story. You'll want to direct that question to Rarebit.

Chemuel

MetaLogic wrote:

Jurymen wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
Virrago wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

42

J00 shure???
Ya he's right.... Google has confirmed it!

http://www.google.com/search?q=answ...nd+everything+=
ROFLMAO! Oh, I needed that laugh, thanks Jurymen!

42 is actually the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything. That doesn't make it the meaning of life. Common misconception.

**mantra777**

Chemuel wrote:

MetaLogic wrote:
Jurymen wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
Virrago wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

42

J00 shure???
Ya he's right.... Google has confirmed it!

http://www.google.com/search?q=answ...nd+everything+=
ROFLMAO! Oh, I needed that laugh, thanks Jurymen!
42 is actually the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything. That doesn't make it the meaning of life. Common misconception.

Finally, Sum1 gotz it... I know I asked wierd things here =P

Panderai

-Collbard- wrote:

Panderai wrote:
If I were to say that you were 1337 would you make a new storyline that turns me into the One? No, oh, alright then..

Psst, Virrago doesn't write the story. You'll want to direct that question to Rarebit.

Yeah but I read somewhere Rarebit's a canibal, so I'll send him Virrago, then I'll get my 1337 0n3n3ss Collbard.^_^

**0uranos**

Why is Laurence Fishburne a lot more fat in the sequels then in the first movie?

**SolidRevolver**

Pants or no pants?

Ok I'll ask a proper one...

Are you tired of the early morning feeds yet? SMILEY

**Lezel**

Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris?

SaintDaniel · 05/15/2008 15:57:13

* that's not an appropriate question - v*

**Mave**

If you had to lose any one of your senses (Taste, Touch, Sight, Hearing, and Smell), which one would it be and why?

**Virrago**

Need some more questions. Could use a few serious questions game related as well as the funny questions SMILEY