My death!

Globin

When i was killed i went to neos cave, there he taught me kung fu for 2
weeks and i was able to take on all the machines and fight to the
centre pc where i reinserted myself into the matrix. i totly pwnt thm
down aROFLOL

i also saw morpheus and trinity we had tea and crumpets

smith was there though, and he broke morpheus's fav mug and called him a big girls blowse so they are having a 100 year fight

...and then there were monkies which make noises that sounded like ALOLOLOLOLOL

...and the matrix i really got inserted to was a city made of candy!! and monkies like candy, so they ATE EVERYTHING

So i rode on the back of Tom my pet monkey and we escaped the security
systems back to neo's cave where we comindered the Novalis II and
reinserted ourselves using their jack ins back into the matrix

and olink is actually my pet tom! : ) )

**d4sh**

((whoa, this is the best story I've read so far! /thumbsup keep going!))

Globin

d4sh wrote:
((whoa, this is the best story I've read so far! /thumbsup keep going!))

it only took about 2 days to write the whole thing

O-Link

I'm so not your monkey Tom!

TGS_doomicon

Keep em' coming Globin! :smileyvery-happy:

TGS

Globin

today i was totally at mara nw fightin some cheese ninjas wich came to
steal my pet tom and we were totaly using out kung fu on tem and den
dere was this giant monster which appeared from the monument which had
lazer eyes and was going NEEEOOOOOOW

here's a screeshot 4 u to understand the intencity (sp?)

o e oo aa aa ting tang wallawalla BING BANG

**d4sh**

((hmmm I'm so glad you took up RPing!))

Globin

olink wrote:
I'm so not your monkey Tom!

(plz if you have nothing nice to say about my rp go away u marshmallow~)

Sykin

Oh noes, what have I done...

Globin

mee and tom joined ac rew toniht we are a pirate crew
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and hav special hats wich giv us magical laza
guns to fihjt badies with all day lonfg

then a magical meatball monster flew in2 the sky onle wearing shoes nd
started throwin meatgballs at us he obviously haxed cuz he cud fly so i
used my laza guns to shoot at his big eyes enad tom thru banananas at
his eyes untill they fell of his hed and died and then we won and we
were happy and weee i am a pirate

quik screenshot to shuo u the hax meatball monster hd wich i CCCR him 4

Globin

pictur of tom :womanmad:

**d4sh**

((Just...: rofl))

RockyB

(( Go Globin, it's your birthday. We're gonna party like you're pissed out of your head which you so obviously are SMILEY

))

Globin

RockyB wrote:
(( Go Globin, it's your birthday. We're gonna party like you're pissed out of your head which you so obviously are ))

:robotmad:

**Procurator**

Have you, by any chance, heard of Jerry Jackson?

(TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN FIRST)
http://www.fat-pie.com/jerryjackson.htm

The similarities are disturbing. SMILEY