Matrix Limericks

**weaselgrrl**

Thanks for the idea, Detrius! SMILEY

The rules for limericks are much more confusing but I think we can let
fly. Just follow the flow and the beat. For those that want
the exercise, surf here for the 'proper' way to do limericks.

http://www.sfu.ca/~finley/discussion.html

In the mean time....

A hacker named Neo once slumbered

Dreaming through dreams unencumbered

Taken away

From his normal day

He told us Machine Days were numbered

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**weaselgrrl**

There once was a Redpill named Switch

Enduring a peculiar itch

Looking out on the city

And noting with pity

"We humans are living a myth..."

Nsola

There was a young silly redpill

Who from ganking was getting a thrill.

He would punt and just murder

And brawl out of order

And say, "I don't zerg, I just chill!"

Nsola

"Mister Anderson!" Agent Smith said

"There's a life you have secretly lead.

You're a hacker, but we

Will let you go free,

Here's a bug, and you'll wake up in bed."

On a mission one frequently finds

NPCs of all various kinds.

Nightmares and hackers

And network attackers

And "Some person" who blows our minds.

**weaselgrrl**

A pretty young redpill named Caroline

Was farming for frags for quite some time

She stayed out too late

Met an unkind, sad fate

And got ganked for her code at the hardline.

Uknowhoo

I play for zion who rules,

Others believe that zionists are fools

They call us cave monkeys,

But they no longer live in pink mushy,

So I believe that makes you all monkeys too.

**weaselgrrl**

A jumpy machinist named Cleo

Had dreams of flying like Neo

She leapt to the sky

Got swarmed by flies

And wound up in a Zionite video

Nsola

One jolly old sniper was hiding

On rooftops. He was fond of finding

Every careless redpill

He could possibly kill

And sometimes gave warnings in writing

**Ntrails**

there was a girl fool we name trin,

whose waist was sufficiently thin,

to wrap both arms around,
and hump like a hound,

and make love on the floor at a whim....

Its my first, i'll work on a better one

**weaselgrrl**

"Morpheus" Trinity said

"I really hope Neo's not dead

"Though things look quite grim

"I will see him again

"If not in this sequel, then next"

**Ntrails**

If there really wasn't a spoon

and they made some matrix cartoons

kant's evil genius

is what they were feedin us

and we took it as radically new.

Whaddya think?

**EndlessVoid**

Your height's the same - hunter, or hunted.
Nobody's too tall or too stunted.
When asked "Why, oh why?"
Came the Walrus' reply:
"It's so interlock works when you're punted."

- Void

**weaselgrrl**

There once was a coder named Sarah

Who tried making films down at Mara

She kept flipping bits

But went into fits

When PVP lag blurred her camera

Zimb

I love these!

An Agent named Smith tried to win

a piece of freedom so thin

But along came Neo

and his friend Leo

and threw his plans in the bin

Cypher said yes sir

to captain of nebucadnezzar

But he fooled them all

ate steak at the mall

and ended up a whole life lesser

When a white rabbit came

the effect wasn't lame

it lead him to her

and she came quite near

and whispered the rules of the game

SMILEY

**eyepopper**

i loaded up guns and kung fu

invited my friends and my crew

but a ten-year-old slacker

who loaded up hacker

hit me with stun one and stun two

surrounded by mervs with red flags

i cursed them for noobzorz and slags

so rather than stone me

they zerged up and owned me

and i lost all of my new red frags

he dressed in asian pajamas

and had a long nose like bananas

if once did i kill him

i killed him a million

and never did get my bandanna