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Jacked Out

Joined: Aug 17, 2005
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A little RP story.... All characters are fictional...Tho every fiction has its roots in reality. No I did not write it but got it from the person who did

 Muckvayne273: Wow, i am 0 for 203 duels...I own
Raeges: Have my babies Muck!
Scottharlem: *CENSORED* guys..these mervs keep sayin i sound like a squirrel, im 13 and ppl say i sound like im 15 in RL!!
Muckvayne273: Shh Shh, hush now big guy, who's my cream puff?
Scottharlem: I am
Raeges: You dont listen to them scotty, u are an amazing guy with alot to offer, dont let them get you down.
Scottharlem: *sniff*..thx guys, that means alot coming from you.
Muckvayne273: Dont worry, PIllface will be here soon and and we will run into mara c, and we will kill all 3 mervs there and then post about it on DN1 and show everybody just how lethal we are
Raeges: Ill photoshop a bunch of other ppl in there so it seems like we actually did something other than zerg 3 lowbies ok?
Muckvayne273: AWESOME!
Scottharlem: It's so funny, i get ppl who tell me i suck all the time, but if we suck so much, why do we always win in pvp?
Raeges: seriously, just because we lose 10 vs 4 and then bring 5 more ppl and then lose 15 vs 4 and then go into hiding and then come back with 30 ppl buffed and boosted and then own the 2 that are left because the other 2 have jobs like normal ppl and cant stay on all day, doesnt mean taht we suck, it means, uh...what does it mean?
Muckvayne273: We persevere!! thats it!! We have pvp endurance!!
PIllface: Hey fellas
Muckvayne273: PILLFACE!
Raeges: PIllface!!
Scottharlem: /faint
PIllface: ROFL!!
Raeges: What is it PIll?
PIllface: i just came thru Mara NW, and there was a lvl 50 merv there, and i shot him and Hardlined out
Muckvayne273: OWNED!
Raeges: Wow Pillface, you are so better than anybody else at pvp, only you could think of such an awesome strategy.
ScottharlemSMILEYIllface, help me with my loadout pls
PIllface: what is it?
Scottharlem: MKT
PIllface: just hit specials until you run outta IS, and then rollout and hardline out
Scottharlem: cool, thx alot man, u rock!
PIllface: Yea, or hyperjump if ur not near a hardline, everybody gets so mad when i do taht because its pretty much like winning the fight
Raeges: Yea, oh hey scott, when u joined trinity, did we give you the master shadow and UT trees?
Scottharlem: yea
Raeges: good, thats the factions 2 loadouts, we own so hard with the others that we just use these now because they are the hardest to use.
Muckvayne273: *CENSORED*, im dueling this guy, and he is doing like, alot of dmg and winning
PIllface: Proly sploiting
Raeges: Yea
Muckvayne273: Well can you guys comehere and kill him?
PIllface: ...
Raeges: ill go if you go ill
ScottharlemSMILEY
PIllface: i uh...how many are there?
Muckvayne273: like, well just me and him and a lvl 2 here
PIllface: Ok guys, its time
Raeges: ok, on 3
Scottharlem: everybody put on your rings
PIllface: By our powers combined, thru the strength of the zerg, zions everywhere, heed our call, we need your help to overcome these overwhelming odds!! ZION....UNITE!!
Raeges: UNITE!!
Scottharlem: UNITE!!
Muckvayne273: UNITE!!!
PIllface: meet at camon c, we need to buff and get ready
Raeges: Im so afraid
PIllface: you should be, u will probably die, that lvl 2 is an awakened
Raeges: F__k
Muckvayne273: *CENSORED*, this guy was using Karate GM, i told him it was bugged and he doesnt believe me!
PIllface: did he beat you?
Muckvayne273: yes
PIllface: Ill ccr him real quick.
Raeges: when is FA's circle jerk this week?



Systemic Anomaly

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I can see these getting closed, funny as hell though.



Jacked Out

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So funny it had to be here...lets just wait and see what happens..


Transcendent

Joined: Aug 15, 2005
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omg roflmao....

yeah I'm not expecting this to stay up long, but it's got me rolling here SMILEY



Jacked Out

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
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Location: australia ! biatches ! gunna grab me a kangaroo !
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can we add ? and ZOMG SCOTHARLEN POWER UP !



Systemic Anomaly

Joined: Oct 29, 2005
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Location: Shinjuku Organization: Mero Faction: Les Enfant Terribles Server: Vector
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ROFLCOPTERS !



Vindicator

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Ascendent Logic

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LIEK LOLL SUM1 POWSTED A STEWPID FRED ON THE NEXT RENAYSONSE SECSHUN LETS AL SUDDENLY PAY ATTENSHUN TO THE COMP1337LIE IGNORED AREA!111111111



Jacked Out

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scotharlen: scotharlem:muck how do u get ure voice so deep and manly like that
muckvain: ahhh i tie a small elastic band around my manhood
scotharlem: dam mucky ure the man ill try that later
muckvain: cool sonny

5 hours later scotharlen logs on vent

scotharlen: muck can i have a word
microsoftsam: scotharlem has left the channel
microsoftsam: muckvain has left the channel
muckvain: whats up squeaky ? joke im only kidding .
scotharlen:*in a deep voice * how tight was i ment to make it ?
muckvain: why..........................................?
scotharlen:its turning a sorta purple/black colour
muckvain: o that neva happened to me
 scotharlen: what shall i do ?
muckvain: eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr








feel free to add lol




Ascendent Logic

Joined: Mar 1, 2006
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lmao omg i love it SMILEY Thats the funniest thing i've seen in ages SMILEY



Jacked Out

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this still makes me laugth can we have more



Vindicator

Joined: May 17, 2006
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Location: Vector-Hostile Faction: Morpheus'Legacy Organization: Zion
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*whispers* psssssssssttttt!!!hes online...

 
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