Zion - Get It Right This Time

**Villemar_MxO**

Dear Zion,

While I have not been there myself, I understand you have this New Zion up and running. I ask you this small favor. Many of us had had enough of the sights and sounds and smells of Old Zion. We got sick of the caves and slop and bare feet. I mean, really. Not to mention the burlap sackcloth or goofy dashikis everyone wore.

So, after spending years in the simulation and experiencing the finer things, would it kill you to class this new joint up a little? I mean, lets start with the basics....shoes. And hygeine. And some decent decor. Really, if you all look a little better and have some pride in your appearance and your surroundings, you'll all feel a little better about yourselves. It's not asking much.

Constructively Yours,

Villemar

Captain of the Hovercraft Black Dahlia

Les Enfants Terribles

**Neoteny**

If you haven't seen it, how do you know how we dress and bathe?

**CrimsonKiller01** · 01/02/2008 21:17:15

You know I always wondered what was the deal with all the hemp clothing. You mean with all those high tech machines recycling fresh water, keeping the temperature cool and all those hovercraft someone would have figured out how to work a sewing machine! A greenhouse couldn't hurt either! SMILEY<img src=

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PS: I just read this and had to laugh, imagining Jerry Seinfeld in the Matrix "whaaaat is the deal with all the hemp???"

**MotorZ**

Neoteny wrote:

If you haven't seen it, how do you know how we dress and bathe?

Would you like to lay it out for us?

**Villemar_MxO**

CrimsonKiller01 wrote:

You know I always wondered what was the deal with all the hemp clothing. You mean with all those high tech machines recycling fresh water, keeping the temperature cool and all those hovercraft someone would have figured out how to work a sewing machine! A greenhouse couldn't hurt either! ">

PS: I just read this and had to laugh, imagining Jerry Seinfeld in the Matrix "whaaaat is the deal with all the hemp???"

Surely if they can make Hovercrafts they can make synthetic fibers...maybe some nice lycra jumpsuits?

**MetaLogic**

At least figure out how to make concrete so they wouldn't have to dance in mud in the temple.

Also, one word Zionist & Kiddies, Deodorant, make some!

**Fen**

MotorZ wrote:

Neoteny wrote:
If you haven't seen it, how do you know how we dress and bathe?
Would you like to lay it out for us?

We have big screen tvs, fluffy chairs, MatrixOS gaming consoles, all the booze you can drink, a Soylent Green Steakhouse, and dancing girls. Oh, and whirlpool hot tubs.

**TheUnknownShadow**

MetaLogic wrote:

Also, one word Zionist & Kiddies, Deodorant, make some!

It's true Megalogic dear, sometime I fear that their RSI's are a bit too life-like, the smell you get off some of them is awful

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

When you hear the ads, "In the future, there will be no need for cars, shoes, and deodorant," it's not that there won't be any! At the very least, look more futuristic in your hobo garb!