The Mega City Department of Energy

**Fen**

Keep the human race alive! Protect the Truce! Have fun doing it!

The Mega City Department of Energy.

**Tefnut**

oooooooooooor....

Have even more fun disrupting it here and there.... it will never last.

**Fen**

*deletes Tefnut....

but uh...

keeps an extra copy of her RSI in a 'special' construct.*

Mega City Department of Energy: "We have 'special' constructs!!"

**eyepopper**

The Mega City Department of Energy: one-point-twenty-one-gigawatts!!!!

(i stole this.)

**Fen**

As more and more rogue factions begin to emerge from Zion, threatening the Truce and the lives of bluepills, not to mention the increase of resource-wasting exiles in the Matrix... the Mega City Department of Energy needs you now, more then ever!

If you care about keeping our fellow humans who still sleep safe, if you care about keeping the city of Zion alive and intact, if you care about protecting newly awakened redpills from the increasing number of exile gangs... then the Mega City Department of Energy is for you.

**Fen**

Here's one reason to join the Mega City Department of Energy:

Vianne.

Join today.

**eyepopper**

we'll make you famous!

or at least well known!

**Symmetric**

eyepopper wrote:
we'll make you famous!

or at least well known!

You **bleep** straight!

Ryumanjisen

Reject all imitations! If you are one of these fuel eaters(a.k.a machinists) and you really wants to improve our city, join the Megacity Department of Energy.

**Fen**

The Mega City Department of Energy has provided safe, reliable and economically priced power to the Mega City for more than a century. We deliver electricity to more than 2 million customers throughout a 22,000 square-mile service area -– balancing the region's growing electricity needs with care for the environment and the communities we serve.

ENERGY. EXPERIENCE. HISTORY.

Ask one of our human resources managers how you can join our talented team of professionals.

**Fen**

DON'T BE STUCK IN THE DARK!!!

Join the Mega City Department of Energy today!!

**Alphaea**

I hear if you join the Mega City Department of Energy you get these sweet new uniforms like Fen's!!!

**Archangel**

Alphaea I love your sig. Hah. Remind me to show you the pic of me dressed as Ron Burgundy for this past year's company Halloween bash. (I work at a TV station)

**eyepopper**

to the tune of "jesus loves the little childern"

ahem...

trikraft pwns the little nooblets
all the *unpleasant person* in the game
the department welcomes you
sign up now and join the crew
well be proud to put a check mark by your name!

that last line, i dunno. but better than typing /bump.

join the mcdoe!

**hagel**

well this looks like a cool faction to join, where can i sign up