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Mainframe Invader

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What if Neo had reacted differently to the revelation that the sum of his life exerienced were put in place, in accordance with him being an inherent anomally in the equation?

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Neo: KICK YOUR *censored* BUTT!

Architect: Neo, Neo –

Neo: I want you off the *censored* job you *censored*!

Architect: Neo, I'm sorry.  

 

 

 

Neo: No, don't just be sorry, think for one *censored* second. What the *censored* are you DOING ? Are you a professional programme or not?

Architect: Yes I am.

Neo: Do I *censored* walk around the white hallays and rip down –

Architect: Neo, Neo –

Neo: No, shut the *censored* up Architect! Do I want - no! No! Don't shut me up.

Architect: I'm not shutting you up.

Neo: Am I going to walk around the white hallways and Debir Court and rip your *censored* Matrix down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the *censored* are you having Agents walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the *censored* is it with you? What don't you *censored* understand?

Architect: It is an acceptable System procedure

Neo: You got any *censored* idea about, hey, it's *censored* distracting having somebody walking up behind you and then turn into and Agent and start shooting at you in the middle of *censored* trying to save humanity? Give me a *censored* answer! What don't you get about it?

Architect: I was looking at Zion.

Neo: Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was *censored* good, because it's useless now, isn't it?

Architect: Ok.

Neo: *censored*-sake man, you're amateur. Other Neos, you got *censored* something to say to this *censored*?

Other Neos: I didn't see it happen.

Neo: Well, somebody should be *censored* watching and keeping an eye on him.

Other Neos: Fair enough.

Neo: It's the second time that he doesn't give a *censored* about what is going on in the middle of the Simulation, alright? I'm trying to *censored* save humanity here, and I am going "Why the *censored* is an Agent walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not on freeing people if you're doing that?

Architect: I absolutely apologize. I'm sorry, I did not mean anything by it.

Neo: Stay off the *censored* Matrix man. For *censored* -sake. Alright, let's go again.

Architect: Let's just take a minute.

Neo: Let's not take a *censored* minute, let's go again. And have YOU *censored* walking in! Can I have Morpheus put this on please.

Architect: Can you have Morpheus in the white hallways?

Neo: You're unbelievable, you're un-*censored*-believable. Number of times your Agents are strolling-a-*censored* around in the background. I've never had an Architect behave like this. Ehhh…you don't *censored* understand what it's like working with redpills, that's what that is.

Architect: No, that's –

Neo: That's what that is man, I'm telling you. I'm not asking, I'm telling you. You wouldn't have done that otherwise.

Architect: No, what it is, is looking at the Matrix and making sure, that you are, ugh –

Neo: I'M GOING TO *censored* KICK YOUR *censored* BUTT IF YOU DON'T SHUT FOR A SECOND! ALRIGHT?

Architect: Neo, Neo. It's cool.

Neo: I'm going to go…Do you want me to *censored* go trash your Simulation? DO YOU WANT ME TO *censored* TRASH YOUR? Then why are you trashing my Zion?

Architect: I'm not trying to trash your Zion.

Neo: You are trashing my Zion!

Architect: Neo, I was only –

Neo: You do it one more *censored* time and I ain't jacking into this Simulation if you're still hired. I'm *censored* serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't *censored* cut it when you're *cow-pooping* and *censored* around like this on set.

Architect: Alright, I know, let's, let's —

Neo: Yeah, you might get it. He doesn't *censored* get it.

Other Neos: I got it, I know. I get it. I get it. I know.

Neo: You might. He. Does. Not. Get It.

Architect: We made good adjustments. For real, honestly. I get it. Just walk for five seconds.

Neo: No, I don't need any *censored* walking. He needs to stop walking.

Architect: I get that –

Neo: I ain't the one walking. Let's get Morpheus and put this back on and let's go again. Seriously man, you and me, we're *censored* done professionally. *censored* derriere.


Message edited by XElite on 03/22/2009 01:52:35.



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*posts exclusive footage on youTube*




Enlightened Mind

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You know I always felt the casting was a little off in the Trilogy SMILEY



Virulent Mind

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Epic.




Vindicator

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That was terrible. It wasn't funny then, it doesn't get funnier with age, and it certainly doesn't get funnier with a lame twist on it.




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ZippyTheSquirrel wrote:

That was terrible. It wasn't funny then, it doesn't get funnier with age, and it certainly doesn't get funnier with a lame twist on it.


I could say the same thing about a cooky, whimsical borderline 'genius' whom noone takes seriously but is actually quite brilliant, with a twist - he is an animal; but only when noone is looking.

 

But that would be impolite. So I shalln't.




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Omega0 wrote:

Epic.


Indeed.  GF, operative.




Vindicator

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XElite wrote:

ZippyTheSquirrel wrote:

That was terrible. It wasn't funny then, it doesn't get funnier with age, and it certainly doesn't get funnier with a lame twist on it.


I could say the same thing about a cooky, whimsical borderline 'genius' whom noone takes seriously but is actually quite brilliant, with a twist - he is an animal; but only when noone is looking.

 

But that would be impolite. So I shalln't.

Hah! Now that was funny.




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ZippyTheSquirrel wrote:

That was terrible. It wasn't funny then, it doesn't get funnier with age, and it certainly doesn't get funnier with a lame twist on it.

 



Mainframe Invader

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Phrack wrote:

ZippyTheSquirrel wrote:

That was terrible. It wasn't funny then, it doesn't get funnier with age, and it certainly doesn't get funnier with a lame twist on it.

 

Shhh, don't tell anyone but... kind of the point.




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XElite wrote:

Phrack wrote:

ZippyTheSquirrel wrote:

That was terrible. It wasn't funny then, it doesn't get funnier with age, and it certainly doesn't get funnier with a lame twist on it.

 

Shhh, don't tell anyone but... kind of the point.

Lies!! I can see through your ruse, young ruffian! You thought you had it easy, but I guess you never expected to deal with the likes of my really really big brain! Not today, good sir! Not. Today. So your cake shall not be eaten, for that, as well as your attempt of softening our blows of truthiness, is a lie. There is no cake. There is no spoon. Dumbledore dies. Giant blue pengas.

 

I will, however, point out that within the last 30 seconds, I realized that if Christian Bale played Neo, everything would be different. Maybe even the sequels would be popular, and then, oh, MxO might get have gotten good funding! And then what? Huh? Hwuh?! Then none of us would be here as we'd all have been chased away by progressing generations of MxO newbies. I know I wouldn't last. Man, alternate dimensions are fun.




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Phrack wrote:

ZippyTheSquirrel wrote:

That was terrible. It wasn't funny then, it doesn't get funnier with age, and it certainly doesn't get funnier with a lame twist on it.

 

 


 
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