Kineticus returning = get ready for PAR-TAY!

Join our fleet, the best thing in the sewers and everywhere else.

The Eudai - Zion Reconnaissance Class Hovercraft.

(Image created by 33, friggin' awesome.)

Don't forget the sexy Izanami.  (Also by 33.  /worship)

And the Devildog!!

And the Shadrack and its APU

Lovable wrote:

Don't forget the sexiest ship in the fleet:  the Izanami.  (Also by 33.  /worship)

 

Fixed for ya, Cappy!!!

*runs and hides from Alphy and Fen*

Looks like Bear's signing up for the Toothbrush-wielding Intership Latrine and Human Waste Disposal Maintenance Engineer position.

Welcome aboard!  Grab your complimentary bucket of toothbrushes and report to these coordinates right away.

How many Captains does it take to make fun of Berani?

..... only one is necessary but it seems I've started a trend.  ;P

Join The Trust and I'll demonstrate.

I hate you all.

Except Ivy.  She's nice to me. 

Anyway, I'm sure there's some kind of rule against scrubbing while on bedrest, isn't there?

Join the Trust - you too can be saved from a terrible fate by doctor's orders (that you don't bother to follow)!  No guarantee on being saved from harassment by every Captain in the fleet, though... 

Sign up and get a free pass to the HvCft Devildog for our exclusive Tamale Wednesday Buffet, courtesy of Doc Covenant!

If you order today you also get a complimentary quesadilla.*

*valid only on Mondays.

Four years old today, and we just keep getting better and better!  Join now to partake in our shenanigans!

Grats!!!

Definitely my most favorite horrible Zion faction of evildoers.  Join now!

Four years of freeing minds and kicking butt.  Just one more reason to check us out!

Full size, fool.  ;P

That is such a classy picture!