A little RP as usual... Fictional character  for some humor.. I did not write it but got it from the person who did

Pillface's diary

 August 1st, 2005: Dear diary, i started playing an online game today called the Matrix Online. It's really cool and everybody seems to be real nice. You can be a zion operative, or a machine operative, or a merovingian operative. I looked at all of them, and machine is stupid, i would go merovingian but women are icky, so ive decided to go zion, which was my original plan because im going to be like Neo! I bet ill get really good at this game and everybody will think im the greatest, my dungeons and dragons buddies are going to be so jealous.

August 21st, 2005: Dear diary, i missed you too. anyway...Im lvl 10 now, and ive met some ppl here, all going really good, i got hyper jump today, which is like a super jump ability, its freakin awesome!! i keep fighting these guys, and then i jump away real fast, they get so mad, they call me names, but its just jealousy because they know they cant beat me.Noobs dont even know that when you hyper jump the duel ends and you win. n00bz rofl. Im so good at this game, i can hit lvl 50's at lvl 10, i bet i would win if they just wouldnt hit back, they suck so bad they have to kill lvl 10's. when i hit 50 im going to kill them so easily.

September 7th, 2005: w00t, lvl 40, im almost there, i got a sakura ninja bandana today, its cool, i bet nobody else has one, its like, really hard to get, but im so good at the game, i got one, everybody loves me and ppl keep inviting me to factions non-stop. Im Mr. Popular, take that highschool yearbook!! Anyway, i know kung fu in the game, i tried to start an assassin faction, where we would go and kill ppl for money, everybody says im too low lvl to do that, but thats only cause they dont know how good i am. I cant wait to hit lvl 50, I can already take on a group of 50's solo, they attack me, and i fight for a second, and then i hyperjump away, just like Neo in the movies against the agents. I think everybody knows im the best, and thats why they call me a *CENSORED* when i hyper jump out. Just because they dont know what strategy is.

November 3rd, 2005: w00t, im 50!! time to go own all those n00bz i was teling you about diary! yay! P.S. i dont know what the best hemroid cream is..

November 4th, 2005: *CENSORED*, I got in this duel with somebody, and they barely beat me, and i was lagging and crashed, and i almost beat him!

November 5th, 2005: I got my first kill today, this lvl 16 was standing by a hardline, and i shot him and he died, it was so sweet, i cant wait to brag!

November 20th, 2005: Why does everybody make fun of me diary? ppl keep asking me for a duel and i say no and they call me a *CENSORED*, but its just that they are not as good as me...

January 12th, 2005: Been a while diary, hemroids cleared up finally, had to take a break from the game, i was beginning to smell funny. Anyway, they are going to change the combat system in the game soon. This sucks, they are changing because they think it will be more even, mostly because me and 10 other guys go around and kill everybody and i guess they need to even the playing field some, we are just too good.

January 13th, 2005: NICE! i found out something in the game. I keep fighting ppl, and then mid fight, i go thru a hardline, and come back with a bunch of ppl and we kill them, OWNED! thats what i say to them, its so funny diary! rofl, they say "you cant fight 1v1" and then im all like "noob" and then i leave, rofl. I have my own faction now too diary...its called Trinity, i know..original. Anyway, its made up of the best pvpers in the game, everybody wants in and we dont let them unless they are really good.

To be continued....