Ganker's Chronicles Guest Edition

**krytical** · 01/30/2006 17:50:16

So I'm like sitting in Appolyon NW with my deadly Master Shadows loaded. I didn't really felt like putting up a heck of a fight after Zion zerged everything so I pretty much sat there and taunted some zionites. After a couple of minutes "X" person decides to fight me as Master Shadows 1 vs 1, so we went behind the fences. I had a good laugh about it, thought I'd share with you.

Message Edited by krytical on 01-30-200605:50 PM

**SableTheDarkWarrior**

LMAO!!!!!

**Apost1e**

"X" was just PWNED by Krytical the Appolly NW Master Shadow.

**MXOMastatec**

someone forgot to smear the hotbar on their jpg... 0_o

**krytical**

I got nothing to hide.

Neerossss

ROFLMFAO :smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::robotvery-happy::robotvery-happy:

**Twaggy**

God he was still there? *CENSORED* LMAO

Ingus

One Billion Dollars that that's SalgHO that Krytical is trying to comprehend.

people may think his english is bad but the truth is, he's actually speaking in "ZERG" SMILEY

**Twaggy**

/agree

MaRKiE

Inguss wrote:
One Billion Dollars that that's SalgHO that Krytical is trying to comprehend.
people may think his english is bad but the truth is, he's actually speaking in "ZERG"

lol, 100% for sure.

Freiheit

Lol, "lamer."

I think I know who it is...dead give away

m4st3r0fw4r · 01/31/2006 08:01:43

So what is this post about after all?

It's about how bad our english is? Shall we use more "wut" "nub" "r" and stuff like that?
Or is about how stupid is to sit in master shadow and taunt people?
Or is about zerging people just outside of a tournament area?

really I can't understand explain to me

Message Edited by m4st3r0fw4r on 01-31-200604:59 PM

Message Edited by m4st3r0fw4r on 01-31-200605:01 PM

SajghO · 01/31/2006 09:24:56

This is only a poor chance to have attention from some1...Kryt ur loneliness is killin u!!!

U was master shadow cause u was alone and as usual didnt want to be killed...mr knife+hyperjump.

I had a big pleasure waitin for the end of ur shadow and killin u on the bench in front of all zionits those wrote lol after see me did it...very funny, big laugh!

Then u came back, turned ur shadow off to break my bubble and turned on again ur shadow...lol...are u from recursion or syntax?

I didnt put my evade on just to show u how kid u are, i let u did it...mr. turn off/on shadow...my dodge is hard to win, ur knives dont affect me most of the times, so u must use coward trick like turnin off and on ur pathetic shadow....cause i cant attack u while u are in shadow, must wait the end of it like i did when i killed u on the bench...what a humiliation, lol thx 4 cq!

But i didnt a ridicoulos topic like this, in which I can see all the ppl I killed, tellin u smart comments like...lol...lmao...or whatever!!!

Great...lot of smart guys here, nice to meet u all!

So plz dont try to appear like an hero only cause u used the chance to be not attacked by me cause u was shadow...also a kid younger than u can do a thing like that, but sorry, im a man and i fight like that!

So enjoy ur little cq if u got it (maybe not if i had DE...lol), i enjoyed a lot ur, also because on my cq agenda u are in the "plz dont kill me section", so keep sneak, run, hjump and most of all shadow...i will get u anyway!!!

My english is prolly not the best but im italian and dont need ur english, next time i will answer u in italian...lol...im sure u will understand, right Prof.?

Remeberin to u this is only a game, also very borin atm thx to ppl like u, i wanna thx for increase my popularity with this non sensed topic.

Have a nice day lil bro!!!

Message Edited by SajghO on 01-31-200606:24 PM

Vason

....LMAO

I love arguments over the internet :smileyvery-happy:

**Spadz**

In the true spirit of the Ganker's Chronicles we must have a few lessons which we can walk away from this incident with. After all, for the uninformed, this is really a labor of love to help show the rest of the community how to avoid being ganked.

Lessons I took away:

1. Krytical is dangerous in any build. (And he stole my hotbar!!)

2. Don't run your mouth _BEFORE_ you kill someone. It's just in bad taste and you might end up like this.

3. Some people take things a little personally when they get owned and feel the need to post a lengthy reply. These people are fun to gank because they tend to cry alot. Gank them early and often. (*Makes not to self on list additions*)

Good job Kryt.