For year's we've been given database related excuses as to why content couldn't be implemented or changed or added - reasons why changes that were seemingly simple weren't so easily accomplished, but after weeks of searching i've discovered the truth, the secret your not supposed to know about.

Why are there so many problems with the mainframe in mxo?

It's simple - mainframe goblins!

So remember that next time something can't happen in game, it's the goblins fault!

~Darminian

/facepalm

Haha! My, how such complicated dilemmas are shadowed in simplicity.

Goblins?  That's the traditional role of Gremlins.   Is SOE outsourcing?

Yeah, the gremlins got jobs in EQ2 and demanded higher wages.

Garu wrote:

/facepalm

eval wrote:

And all this time I thought it was the danged gnomes.

Syna wrote:

Garu wrote:

/facepalm

 

This thread delivers!

Some poasts magically disappeared :o

Ebola wrote:

Some poasts magically disappeared :o

yes... some did.

Virrago wrote:

Ebola wrote:

Some poasts magically disappeared :o

yes... some did.

 

Forum Spolits!x!

Whoa.  That rope belt made me think of other (dirtier) things.

My mind is soo warped.