Downtown Lamar - Club The Vault
Ingus knocks down a few beers at the bar. His cell phone rings.
Ingus - Hello?
Flood - Why say hello when you already know whom this is?
Ingus - Well you could have been one of Ingus's baby mommas.
Flood - A what?
Ingus - Well thats another story--
Flood - Well save that story for if you succeed.
Ingus - Succeed in doing... what?
Ingus takes another drink.
Flood - The Frenchman has requested that you take care of a little matter in Appollyon Northwest.
Ingus - Trouble near the archives again?
Flood - As always. Now wrap up your little drinking session quickly and proceed to Appollyon.
Ingus - Is it that bad? Who are we dealing with here?
Flood - A Zion operative known as "Vekai"--
Ingus - Oh great, you want Ingus to leave the bar for that mumble mouth mutha--
Flood chuckles.
Flood -I assume the two of you have already met.
Ingus - Of course, Ingus has met probably every **bleep** Zionite hatched in this century... and when it comes to that guy ... Ingus will have to start crafting a few Violins to suit the sad phone calls Ingus will receive after doing his job.
Flood - From whom?
Ingus - Vekai of course...
Ingus chuckles.
Ingus - He hates Ingus.
Ingus chuckles and BURP.
Ingus - calls Ingus every name in the book.... He just doesn't like Ingus's style. He considers Assassins such as Ingus's self are cheap and unskilled... and ya know Flood... that.... that hurts Ingus's feelings.
Flood - Uhm Ingus he's killing one of your human friends as we speak--
Ingus - Which reminds Ingus of all the times Ingus has tangled with that little bastid. Sure he has handed Ingus his *CENSORED* on a couple of ocassions with his uberlistic Hacker skills... but Ingus has handed him asswhoopins as well
Ingus flashback long time ago
Ingus shakes his head and grins.
Ingus - Ya know what? Ingus just might do that.. Ingus is going to head on over to App and show Vekai a thing or two about a thing or three.
Ingus stands up and straightens out his Jacket.
Ingus - Flood... Flood... ya still there?
DIAL TONE
Ingus - Hey operator.
Operator - What do you need.
Ingus - Upload Ingus's butterknives.
Operator - I'm on it.
Ingus - Among a few other things because this guy is dangerous.
Operator - What else?
Ingus - Ingus has to protect himself so he will need some Earplugs.... and a violin... because Ingus is going to need these items in order to drown out the crying that is about to take place.
Operator - A violin?
Ingus - Just code Ingus the **bleep** violin.... and put Ingus in a nice suit... because it's good for Ingus's mystique.
Ingus leaves the bar.
Appollyon Later
After Ingus killed Vekai.. Ingus quickly grabbed his earplugs and a violin.
The End until there is another
For future purposes if you encounter this guy... put on some earplugs or whatever to protect yourself from the alternative.
Good day!
Message Edited by Inguss on 11-13-2005 01:14 PM
