Here's an odd question - with an odd but totally true analogy from me ...

What is the most frequently asked (possibly irritating) question that ppl ask on a constant basis?

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For me - in my line of work I make ... how do I explain this .... I make graphics for "Lottery Tickets" (Pull Tabs). I make the fun graphics for those things and my workplace manufactures the tickets and everything else.  My most frequently asked pet-peeve question I get from ppl is:

"Can you get me some winning tickets? Heehee :D "

*deadpan mode*  T.T    
Eh - Heh ... uhm ... no.
I know they are just joking but that is normaly the FIRST question to come out of their mouth!  OI!!

You see - if I was to grab a bunch of tickets - even if they where just throw away, mis-print tickets (which we have a lot of) from the recycle bins.  And start handing them out whilly-nilly to anyone and all my friends.  I could get in MAJOR trouble.  If someone tried to turned in 1 of those mis-printed - bum tickets for cash value.  I could be arrested!!  It holds pretty much the same charge as counterfeiting money at that point.  

So - no, I cannot GET you any $500 winner tickets - sorry.  I cannot pull a Brewko for you.  :p

t/y come again :)

Here's an odd question - with an odd but totally true analogy from me ...

What is the most frequently asked (possibly irritating) question that ppl ask on a constant basis?

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For me - in my line of work I make ... how do I explain this .... I make graphics for "Lottery Tickets" (Pull Tabs). I make the fun graphics for those things and my workplace manufactures the tickets and everything else.  My most frequently asked pet-peeve question I get from ppl is:

"Can you get me some winning tickets? Heehee "

*deadpan mode*  T.T    
Eh - Heh ... uhm ... no.
I know they are just joking but that is normaly the FIRST question to come out of their mouth!  OI!!

You see - if I was to grab a bunch of tickets - even if they where just throw away, mis-print tickets (which we have a lot of) from the recycle bins.  And start handing them out whilly-nilly to anyone and all my friends.  I could get in MAJOR trouble.  If someone tried to turned in 1 of those mis-printed - bum tickets for cash value.  I could be arrested!!  It holds pretty much the same charge as counterfeiting money at that point.  

So - no, I cannot GET you any $500 winner tickets - sorry.  I cannot pull a Brewko for you.  :p

t/y come again

     

Here's an odd question - with an odd but totally true analogy from me ...

What is the most frequently asked (possibly irritating) question that ppl ask on a constant basis?

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For me - in my line of work I make ... how do I explain this .... I make graphics for "Lottery Tickets" (Pull Tabs). I make the fun graphics for those things and my workplace manufactures the tickets and everything else.  My most frequently asked pet-peeve question I get from ppl is:

"Can you get me some winning tickets? Heehee "

*deadpan mode*  T.T    
Eh - Heh ... uhm ... no.
I know they are just joking but that is normaly the FIRST question to come out of their mouth!  OI!!

You see - if I was to grab a bunch of tickets - even if they where just throw away, mis-print tickets (which we have a lot of) from the recycle bins.  And start handing them out whilly-nilly to anyone and all my friends.  I could get in MAJOR trouble.  If someone tried to turned in 1 of those mis-printed - bum tickets for cash value.  I could be arrested!!  It holds pretty much the same charge as counterfeiting money at that point.  

So - no, I cannot GET you any $500 winner tickets - sorry.  I cannot pull a Brewko for you.  :p

t/y come again

     

I bet Rarebit is going to answer with something along the lines of, "So, when are you going to fill the open LESIG spots?" or "When are you going to boot inactive LESIG members?"

I'm sure he has a bunch of good ones though.

Eh - Rarebit is not speaking to me anymore. So I doubt he is going to answer my question. 

Meh - Whatever ... *shrugs indifferently*

I wish I could be so generous.  I'm not even much of a gambler!  The biggest payout ticket sum I've seen go thru the door was $20,000
How is that for a winning prize for playing a game?! 

*snaps to attention!*
/Salutes Procurator

Yes Sir!
Most definitely sir! 

((This thread has taken quite a strange turn hasn't it?))

I would reluctantly agree with you sir - perhaps a locking would be in order.  Until said author can come to clean it up.

/Bows head to Procurator
*Goes off calmly to play her Tauren Druid in WoW

*snaps to attention!*
/Salutes Procurator

Yes Sir!
Most definitely sir! 

((This thread has taken quite a strange turn hasn't it?))

I would reluctantly agree with you sir - perhaps a locking would be in order.  Until said author can come to clean it up.

/Bows head to Procurator
*Goes off calmly to play her Tauren Druid in WoW

I have to say, Darkhawk I <3 your sig, toys are so magical, where men go limp after a few hours, machines are like the engergizer bunny

 so man vs machine...I have to say machine, because they don't talk back

*smirks ...and walks away*

\m/><\m/

Here is my on topic question, any sybian luggables? I think they would boost the mojo for pvp.

lol

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Lezel wrote:

I have to say, Darkhawk I <3 your sig, toys are so magical, where men go limp after a few hours, machines are like the energizer bunny

 so man vs machine...I have to say machine, because they don't talk back

*smirks ...and walks away*

\m/><\m/

/blushes       \m/>

Heh - well .. having a Sybian Agent is right on the absolute top of my wish list! 

Heehee!  I just aim to please!

For anyone else wondering - my sig isn't any worse than Solid Revolver's silloette Strip show rotator siggy.  Or that rolltide guy's avatar with bouncing pink boobs.  Or having extreme closeup shots of Viel's big shiney silver a-s-s being thrown in your face all the time, and staring up Pace's skirt constantly, and all the other constant 18yr-old, male fantasy desire based, sexual innuendos all over the place.  Us girls like to have our fun too you know ...

Why do guys get all weird and upset when us girls make a sexual reference to something us GIRLS enjoy?
It was the same behavioral response when I posted that joke comic about the Agent Disguise.  I don't get it.  :/

And for the record I am not a prude in any sense.  I keep Playboy magazines around (mainly for figure drawing references - and reading), I regularly listen to Howard Stern on Sirius and have watched the Sybian rides on Howard TV (and liked it WooWoo! - that's why I want to get one!)  And I acually prefer drawing the female form over the male form for some reason - don't know why ... I can't explain that.  My ability to draw smexy cartoon gals is an adaption to the mainly 85% male oriented entertainment industry. 

Guys are pretty easy to please - put some big boobs on it, a big tight bubbly bvtt, long smexy legs, and a barbie-doll figure with a baby-doll face and HUZZAH!  You have a sexy chick drawing.  It's not too hard to please a man. T.T    But when we women want to be pleased - then the guys get all upset and start pouting or saying "that's gahy" or get jealous of an inanimate object with a really fast vibrating motor inside of it.  We just can't win girls!  We just can't win.

Eh - I think this thread should be unstickied now ... maybe the problem is ... we ran out of questions to ask.      

I can't seem to remove the song 'Good Vibrations ~ Beach Boys' from my head now! >.<

But yeah, perhaps Rarebit should've locked this thread...

so man vs machine...I have to say machine, because they don't talk back

*smirks ...and walks away*

\m/><\m/

Lezel wrote:

so man vs machine...I have to say machine, because they don't talk back

*smirks ...and walks away*

\m/><\m/

They're already half way there...