Also don't forget NT's fave:

"Could you please point to the spot on the sim where NT touched you?"

at every live event:

"Hey, it's Merv!! Gimme some orgy cake!! ROFLMAO!!"

"Hey The_Kid! Nice dress, queer!!"

"Hey Agent Pace, speak English!! This is America U nubcakez!!"

"What's going on? Why are you all talking weird? ZOMG LAME RP'ers!!!!!1111!!!!eleven. PVP me, U nubz!!"

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"I never make anyone's list."

"Waah.  My beta abilities are no longer special.  I'm no longer special.  Rarebit, please hold me."

"I never make anyone's list."

"Waah.  My beta abilities are no longer special.  I'm no longer special.  Rarebit, please hold me."

Screw you, Fen.

"I was in X critical missions. That makes me important."

"red is ded lol"

Whenever there is a major holiday/people are busy with finals/during the playoffs of some major sport (I've also heard it said at three o'clock in the morning, or on a Sunday or Monday night): "Where is everybody? This game is dead."

Thought of a couple more:

"Devs, give us :: Insert item::"

After the next patch: " OMG THEY GAVE US :: insert previously begged-for item::! THIS GAME IS WATERED DOWN!!1111"

Also: ":: Insert concept:: makes this less like the movies."

":: Insert second concept:: makes this less like the movies."

":: Insert third concept:: makes this less like the movies."

"If you want the game to be exactly like the dang movies, go play "Path of Neo"!"

"Would you ever sell your mask?"

"Pill popper!"

"OMG HJ NOOOB"

"Listen to my radio.....PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Look I has assassin's mask, love me."

Hm.

Indeed.