"Careful, you'll get a hemorrhoid..."

"Why Halloween and Christmas should be as far from each other as possible."

Or.

"Santa and Happy Little Elf:  You're doing it... kinda freaky-like."

... yeah.  I put two, I cheated.

"What are you looking at?  I don't smell anything..."

Ya see! This is what happens everytime after I eat Del Taco!

Gas Mask:  "And now I will read your mind, Snake...  Ah!  I see you've been playing the Matrix Online!!"
Man in Red:  "I think Foxhound needs to get a new psychic...."

Pervert Central.

(Holy crap, somebody already has that head thingy? Ew, now that I've seen somebody wearing it, it looks so ugly.)

Please, please! Let me be Santa now! I'm so tired of being the psycho!

Mmm... That's better!

We now introduce the Merv's new bodyguards, because his old ones just werent creepy enough

"Santas workshop relocated to Mara central due to Elf and safety reasons."

With the economy being this bad santa and his elf got  a second job as a Toxic Waste Remover.

Failed design specs for the Death Knight gather at Mara Central.

"This year, Tony Stark was able to build his holiday outfit in a cave. With a box of scraps."

- Void

Black Suit: Can't touch me! la la la la

Red Suit : /Vaderbreath /closefists

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