granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, you get your perfect wish, but then life loses meaning cause you have no goals to strive for.

I wish Australia won the last cricket match and broke the world record for most matches won in a row.

Pylat wrote:

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, you get your perfect wish, but then life loses meaning cause you have no goals to strive for.

I wish Australia won the last cricket match and broke the world record for most matches won in a row.

Granted, but the Universe implodes from the incalculable improbability field that was generated by the event.  You're now a lemur who sells life insurance in an alternate Universe version of Chili.

I wish my clients didn't use their Before and After Gallery's to showcase their patients successful labioplasties.

Esoteric_Monk wrote:

Pylat wrote:

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, you get your perfect wish, but then life loses meaning cause you have no goals to strive for.

I wish Australia won the last cricket match and broke the world record for most matches won in a row.

Granted, but the Universe implodes from the incalculable improbability field that was generated by the event.  You're now a lemur who sells life insurance in an alternate Universe version of Chili.

I wish my clients didn't use their Before and After Gallery's to showcase their patients successful labioplasties.

Granted, but your clients start taking steroids and PcP instead, and put your head through a wall.

I wish I could be an Agent

I grant your wish, but you are my slave for eternity.

I WISH I COULD HAVE ROBOTIC BODY PARTS LIKE THE SKYWALKER FAMILY

ZETAX101 wrote:

Esoteric_Monk wrote:

Pylat wrote:

LucifersChosen wrote:

granted, but they divide by zero and kill the simulation.
I wish no one would corrupt this wish.

Granted, you get your perfect wish, but then life loses meaning cause you have no goals to strive for.

I wish Australia won the last cricket match and broke the world record for most matches won in a row.

Granted, but the Universe implodes from the incalculable improbability field that was generated by the event.  You're now a lemur who sells life insurance in an alternate Universe version of Chili.

I wish my clients didn't use their Before and After Gallery's to showcase their patients successful labioplasties.

Granted, but your clients start taking steroids and PcP instead, and put your head through a wall.

I wish I could be an Agent

I grant your wish, but you are my slave for eternity.

I WISH I COULD HAVE ROBOTIC BODY PARTS LIKE THE SKYWALKER FAMILY

Granted, but they malfunction like Inspector's Gadgets body parts.

I wish my ex and I were together and her boyfriend was with someone else.

Granted but that 'someone else' is you. 

I wish for a Patcher's Headgear. 

Granted, but it has advanced decay

I wish for Thursday to hurry up so I can play Metal gear Solid 4 now! 

Granted, but it has advanced decay

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Granted, but it, instead, plays Enter the Matrix.

I wish for Shimada's shirt.

Granted, but the shirt is blood-stained.

I wish I still had my Beta hat.

ZETAX101 wrote:

Granted, but the shirt is blood-stained.

I wish I still had my Beta hat.

Since i'm back, i thought i'd reply to my old thread.

You wish is gratned, Zeta, but your hat is full of bird poop.

I wish i could make new threads.

Granted but when you make a new post you break the forums


I wish it wasnt so darn hot out

Granted, but then the sun burns out.

I wish dogs could talk.

Granted, but all it does is insult you everyday.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Travi wrote:

Granted, but all it does is insult you everyday.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted but than your fired and have to go live with smelly homeless people.

I wish Joe Pesce made Uncle Vinny 2

Granted, but get life in prison for tazing people at Fanfaire and thus you can't watch it.

I wish I had a bodyguard.