The 1-up Game

**GypsyJuggler**

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time, while simultaneously fighting off an Alien invasion with my left foot and playing MxO with my right foot.

**Mobyias** · 01/06/2008 13:26:14

I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time, while simultaneously fighting off an Alien invasion with my left foot and playing MxO with my right foot, and solve the worlds problems with my mind.

I can play guitar and sing at the same time.

Edit: Spelling.

**Proximisio**

I can play the guitar with my hands, play the accordian with my feet, and sing at the same time.

I know Chuck Norris.

**GypsyJuggler**

I know Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel.

**Pylat** · 01/06/2008 21:39:15

I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses.

**Mobyias**

Pylat wrote:

I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses.

I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses, while playing guitar with my hands, accordian with my feet, and singing at the same time.

I can count to awesome.

**GypsyJuggler**

Mobyias wrote:

Pylat wrote:
I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses.
I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses, while playing guitar with my hands, accordian with my feet, and singing at the same time.

I can count to awesome.

Bah! You guys forgot Mr T.

I can count to awesome on my fingers.

**Pylat**

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Mobyias wrote:
Pylat wrote:
I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses.
I know Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Christian Bale and kicked all their arses, while playing guitar with my hands, accordian with my feet, and singing at the same time.

I can count to awesome.

Bah! You guys forgot Mr T.

I can count to awesome on my fingers.

I can count to Awesome on just one hand while kicking Mr T's arse with the other.

**LucifersChosen**

I can count to awesome with just one finger while kicking Mr.T's and Chuck Norris', Vin Diesel's, Chritstian Bale's and the whole of vector's asses with my pinky.

**Pylat**

I can count to Awesome + 1 with just one finger, while kicking Mr.T's, Chuck Norris', Vin Diesel's, Christian Bale's, Bruce Willis' AND The Terminator's arse with little toe and solving world peace with the other little toe.

**Mobyias**

Pylat wrote:

I can count to Awesome + 1 with just one finger, while kicking Mr.T's, Chuck Norris', Vin Diesel's, Christian Bale's, Bruce Willis' AND The Terminator's arse with little toe and solving world peace with the other little toe.

I can count to Awesome + 1 with just one finger, while kicking Mr.T's, Chuck Norris', Vin Diesel's, Christian Bale's, Bruce Willis' AND The Terminator's arse with little toe and solving world peace with the other little toe, while simultainiously field assembling a gun upside down.

I can speak spanish.

**Pylat**

I can speak Spanish... underwater.

**LucifersChosen**

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC.

**Pylat**

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of wood.

**LucifersChosen**

Pylat wrote:

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of wood.

I can sing in spanish underwater while building a working PC made of fish