Some chat logs with fictional characters...No I did not write it...
FAI1: JESUS *CENSORED* CHRIST!!! There's, good god, a lvl 50 merv and a lvl 35 merv!!!
FAI2: what do we do?! Oh god i dont wanna die!!
FAI3: Oh..Oh...i think i just s__t myself...
FAI1:Faction Chat: OK GUYS...CODE YELLOW!!
FAI2: Rally!!! We need, oh god i cant think straight!!
FAI1: get ahold of yourself man!!! We have atleast 10 ppl online here, all 50's, if u play it cool, and use ur head, you WILL get home alive!!
FAI2: You're right...thanks man.
FAI1: No problem
FAI2: /Bumpbutts
FAI3: Can...can somebody make me some new pants?
FAI1: Faction Chat: Oh my god!!!! THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US!!
FAI3: Hardline out?
FAI1: If I dont get buffed im outta here!
Piraus:Faction Chat: Hey guys, i got a duel with somebody, can anybody buff me real fast and sell me some boosters?
FAI1: Piraus, oh thank god you're here, we got a situation, lvl 50 merv and lvl 35 merv here, only me and 2 other zion 50's, can you come help?
Piraus: uh yea, about that, if Broien isnt here to buff me and then cast powerless while i interlock, i dont pvp
FAI1: Well s__t man, why did you log on if ur not gonna even help?
Piraus: Uh..hello...its Wednesday
FAI1: So?
Piraus: So...a couple guys are gonna be outta town friday so we moved tuesday, thursday, and friday's circle jerk to Monday, wednesday, thursday
FAI1: oh yea, right...duh, forgot
FAI3: guess i wont be needing those pants
FAI2: Yea, circle jerk, lets get that goin now, i was worried we were gonna have to take on these mervs without all of FAI online!!
Piraus: yea, that would not have been good, i could take the lowbie, but that 50, w/o my boosters im scr__ed..
FAI1: phew, well, thx for the reminder piraus, lets get goin
Piraus: yea, today's circle jerk is extra special, we are all going to use Utility Tech!!
FAI1: Nice, im setting mine to aggressive!!
FAI2: rofl, you go girl!
Piraus: Furious AI....YEA!!!
Broien: Am i too late?
Piraus: ROFLMAO
FAI1: ROFL
FAI2: ROFL
FAI3: Heh