You know for a harrowing, life-threatening ordeal, this whole thing hasn't worked out so badly.  My new hovercraft is a whole lot nicer than my old one.  My new pilot/operator isn't so bad either.  She's definitely better looking than old what's-his-name, but I suppose I shouldn't speak ill of the dead.

I'll stop rambling and get to the point.  I'm back, and it's all thanks to you.  The forces of the Merovingian came together beautifully to deliver me from my damp, slimy prison, and believe me, I won't forget it.  A heartfelt thank you goes out to everyone who contributed and made my release possible.  Extra special thanks are due to Bamaman and Gretyl, for cracking the code on the first message I got out there and making contact with my captors; Brazzz, DrSmith, Riac, and Tseng for carrying out a bold rescue plan; and Tasvyder for keeping everybody informed and focused.

For those who're interested, I still have BettyB00M captive on my ship.  Maybe we can find an appropriate way for her to make restitution.