Matrix Limericks

**PBlade**

MA at last shows its worth

As Hackers get a long needed Nerf

Punches and kicks

And no sneak-stun tricks

Should give the Player base much needed girth

Nsola

When Vector, Syntax and Recursion

Complete QA server conversion,

Which server will win

The battle within?

Who knows with the new combat version?

Nsola

One cheerful assassin named Flo

Had holiday fun in the snow.

She'd go into "Sneak"

And punt every geek

And gleefuly shout "Ho-ho-ho!"

Message Edited by Nsola on 12-20-2005 12:07 PM
Message edited by Nsola on 12/20/2005 12:07:38.

Zimb

The QA server delayed got

There might be some mighty plot

We can't test

And we can't fest

So there's no fun for us lot.

(should not be taken seriously, just a silly limerick SMILEY

)

Nsola

One valiant gunner named Phil

Met a girl whose beauty could kill.

When asked on a date

She said: "Sorry, mate,

I'm a guy and your chances are nil."

**PBlade**

The Walrus has gone on his break.

But Rarebit still seems to make

Appearance in threads

With witty things said

All regarding a liking of steak.

(Reference to Cypherites if ya don't get it)

**weaselgrrl**

Whether Vector, Recursion or QA
Ask any of us and we will say
"We Children will Code
What you need to load
Whether Hacker or Patcher or MA..."

**weaselgrrl**

Alfie, a wiley young miner
Found out that tapping was finer
Than battling the mobs
Like everyday slobs
And now spends all his time at the diner

**Dripping-Cheese**

I've never been in a limeric before!

Now I am truly immortal!

Dodge_THIS

I just found this thread, so here goes:

There once was a man named Merv
with a woman he didn’t deserve
He often baked cake
So women would make
him into a cheap hors d’oeuvre!

:smileywink:

**Shadow-SK**

There once was a man named Walrus,
who loved eating many a mollusk.
He dressed in black,
with bleach on his slacks,
and laughed when he saw Ghost's baldness.

**MatrixRefugee**

Best thread ever.

Limerick to come, once I come up with something that rhymes with "Flood", that isn't "blood".

Malachl

Did you say Lemming Winks. Run Hamster run!

H4TERADE

lemmings?

**weaselgrrl**

A CSR made the decision
To ban without due precision
People were shooed
And some were abused
As subscribers sneered with derision.