"I'm lonely, wont somebody hugz me? *cries*"
"In mother russia clock times you!"
"Do you every stay on the ground?! N00b!"
"Wont someone adopt me?! Please! Anyone? Hello??"
"I carez bout my epeenness now bow down!"
"I iz redpill, I iz free! Now Iz die to free everybodyz! hahahahh!"
"Proxies ftw!"
"Pay me 10 million and I wont sick my proxies on joo."
"I just beat like 50 million npcs now I will beat you! *Gets owned* Sploits!*
"Omg stop trying to punt me it tickles!"
"F@!L!!!!1111!!!!!111!!!!!1111!!!! HAHA You fail at winning! hahaha"
"Why'd you kill me?"
lol
I recently got this:
"Why'd you kill my friend?"
"Cuz he killed me. Eye for an eye."
**Get attacked by friends while interlocked with Datamine NPCs**
"So what's that about?"
"Eye for an eye. Mess with the best, die like the rest, son!"
Are you serious? /shakesHead
"You can't RP an Exile/Machine program/Bluepill!"
"Technically, you can if you ./suicide out of the tutorial or hit Skip the Tutorial. Besides, who's character is this anyway, yours or mine?"
Or:
"I don't like :: Insert canon concept that is almost integral to the way the universe runs::, so I'm just going to say :: something counter to said integral canon concept::"
((This is a pretty cool event. Are you lesig?))
((No.))
Screw this. There is never anything going on. This game is dead
((Hey...HEY..you wanna join my faction?))
"No. Most of us are just better off alone"
/e /leanwallloop
"Fen stop hitting on me."
"James put a shirt on"
Haven't had this one happen to me in a while, but...
Sieges: :: Hardlines into an area::Random Zionite kiddie hanging around by said hardline: ./target Sieges ./kiss
Of course I select "No".
Zionite kiddie: huh? dont merv girls kis guyz?
Sieges: Not this one.
Zionite kiddie: r u a lezbean (sic, "lesbian"?)
Sieges: No, I have a boyfriend. Now excuse me, I've got a job to run (I was in an IC relationship with Nucl3ar back then) ./hyperjumps away
Another time, it was a girl, with this added bonus:
Zionite girl: Make me into a vampire!
Sieges: Even if I was, I wouldn't turn you. :: Raspy voice (as I went into Morraeon mode):: You wouldn't what's inside of her inside of you, little monkey-girl.
"Fen stop hitting on me.""James put a shirt on""Fen put your pants on"
"Fen put your pants on"
Jameskaimuki wrote:"Fen stop hitting on me.""James put a shirt on""Fen put your pants on" Fixed. He's almost as pantsless as Mave was back in the NPS days.
