Matrix Limericks

**weaselgrrl**

Awesome job people!

Via Cell call from Tyndal I was tasked

With killing some exiles in masks

I went to the target,

Killed a succubus harlot

And finally levelled at last

**weaselgrrl**

While strolling the streets of the city

With alleys and dumpsters quite gritty

   I encountered a lass

   She attacked me, with sass

And erased me with no bit of pity

People say that we Agents are mean

Our appearance always causes a scene

   So I tracked down that lass

   And it came to pass

That I paid back her 'kindness' extreme

Nsola

On the Vector-Hostile you might

Find the actual meaning of fright

When you're stabbed in the back

After ugliest hack

And then told by the victor "gf"

Nsola

One exile once said "Every action

Will subsequently have a reaction."

Then his wife proved him right,

Helped the One in his fight

And with clearly expressed satisfaction.

Message Edited by Nsola on 11-18-2005 04:30 PM
Message edited by Nsola on 11/18/2005 16:30:44.

Zimb

An access node i will
hack with tremenduous thrill
So noone can track
my movements back
and shoot me and say it's a drill

Have you seen Mr. Andersson?
he's not exactly Flander's son
he was awakened a while back
And to the matrix he jack'd
To bring peace while the fight was on

A great, gross man with a drill
Swallowed a small red pill
He sat in a chair
with his foots in the air
And felt a slight bit ill

The bullets came flying
While he was lying
Dodging them all
Like thieves in the mall
And soon he felt like dying

Smith's and Neo's fight
was done with Kung-Fu all right
with fists in the air
Neo fought like a bear
And the fight went on all night

But with the morning came
A sunrise not lame
Made by Sati it was
oh so nice and gash
and the best the oracle could name

**weaselgrrl**

The Archivist Broker said to me

There's lots up there to do and see

Ninjas and Robots

And bloodsucking Goths

Not to mention the buckets of X.P.

**Ntrails**

One of the better posts ever SMILEY

**weaselgrrl**

heh. so much fun when stuck at work and not 'jacked in'...

While running some missions, post Beta

My team was as sharp as a razor

The missions would fly

Since we had a spy

And we'd save all the looting for later...

Nsola

Redpill, it is pointless to pout

If you have just been taken out,

When you can instead

just /tell off your head!

At least till your timer runs out... :smileyvery-happy:

Nsola

Then again, when a ganker can't tell

When his roaring rampage he should quell,

It's annoying... Alas!

This also shall pass!..:robotwink:

But at least it's amusing as hell...

**weaselgrrl**

Cryptos, the quirky magician

Appeared here and there, now and again

He prophesied doom

And city wide gloom

And told everyone who stopped to listen

Nsola

In limerick one can express

One's goofyness, out to excess

And nobody can

Control it or plan

If it will come out as success. :smileywink:

**weaselgrrl**

Spies are both careful and wiley to boot
Your viral resistance is moot
A Punt's introspection
Ignores Viral Deflection
And leaves you much too weak to loot

Nsola

"OMG I have married a coder!"

Said one redpill. "I wish he was older...

And bolder, and wiser,

And all-around nicer...

And I think he's an XP freeloader..."

**weaselgrrl**

We're looking at combat revisions

That surely will change all our visions

We will go back and crunch

Our bonus point bunch

And revisit each level's decisions