Upper half twin:  *sniff* You had chicken and pasta for dinner with... *takes another sniff* a glass of red wine.

Lower half twin 1:  Dang, you're good.

Lower half twin 3:  Come on, try me next.

Lower half twin 2:  Wait your turn.

Lower half twin 4:  I hope I wiped good enough earlier....

Lower half twin 5:  He doesn't need to get down behind you to know you didnt.

"I love the new mannequins Barbara, but you didn't tell me some assembly was required..."

-and-

/rustytrombone

This is why MxO players have to be Redpills and not exiles. 

"Club Hel's new policy made it easier than ever to tell who was a top or a bottom."

- Void

Brotherhood of the Travelling Pants

The Half Twins realized  they'd have to come up with a more varied wardrobe, if they were going to make it at the Capitol City Fashion Show.

Can you guess which gave him the brown nose? I can't.

-or-

Looks like he'd rather get a dirty sanchez than be the lower half.

Upper half twin: I think I found the fourth bottle...

You see, this is why we don't use samurai swords in the combat system... *sigh*

Now to find the legless army.

Meowwwwwwwwwwwww HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"Hey thats some great looking beer, dont mind if i do.... oh wait."

Now THAT is sitting around with your head up your own a-s-s.

[8] Oh Pants, they just wanna have fun [8]

Yeah! Third place