Scene, NYC, fall...

...It's so cold

Raining...

I wonder if Judge Judy is on...

Eats a bag of chips...dozes off...

ZZZZZZZ....

WAKE UP!

You can't remeber where it was, HAD THIS DREAM STOPPED?

A ring at the doorbell..sweating, breathing hard, who is this, what have I done, is this real.

"Hello"

"Hey this is jim the landlord here to fix your toliet"

HOW COULD I FORGET

"Sure come in"

/open door

ZOMG IT'S NOT jIM IT'S AN AGENT

RUN!

Part 2, tomorrow

"Lets gather together for the Neo Prayer..."

Hail Neo, full of pwnage, Morpheus is with thee

Blessed art thou among Zion, and blessed is the roundhouse against Smith.

Holy Neo, pray for us now, and at the hour of Victory, Amen.

This is where we gather to star the revolution. This is where it begins, Zion is weak, cold war won't save us but only delay our destruction. How can we allow so many to be slaves? It's time to fight back. Durka

The final chapter, tomorrow!

You wasted 5 seconds of my life and I want them back!

As I run through the darkness I hear a voice...

Riac: lolz, lyke I pwned u wit my asasin masc

Darkhaze:ZOMFG *CENSORED* NOOB GET A REAL MA BUILD I pwn you (this deep and compelling arguement carries on for about 10 minutes)

Me, hey guys, I learned kung fu and I have to go kill some agents, want to come?

...

Agent Jones: BOOM HEADHSOT.

 ...dead.

I may die but I know brave fighters like Riac, Darkhaze, Deviljohnny, and Hlew88 will save humanity and repopulate the globe with newer and better humans. Neo lives in us all, his meory will never be lost.

Say the Neo prayer 5x's a day to keep the machines away.

Now for the neo song:

Neo you like pwn and stuff

You killed all the agents cus you're real tough

You have a real MA build that's hardcore

Now the machines are gone and we don't have to live in the caves, anymore.

Neo pwns, neo pwns your face, neo pwns, neo pwns, neo pwns your face, for the Human race!

As I run through the darkness I hear a voice...

Riac: lolz, lyke I pwned u wit my asasin masc

Darkhaze:ZOMFG *CENSORED* NOOB GET A REAL MA BUILD I pwn you (this deep and compelling arguement carries on for about 10 minutes)

Me, hey guys, I learned kung fu and I have to go kill some agents, want to come?

...

Agent Jones: BOOM HEADHSOT.

 ...dead.

I may die but I know brave fighters like Riac, Darkhaze, Deviljohnny, and Hlew88 will save humanity and repopulate the globe with newer and better humans. Neo lives in us all, his meory will never be lost.

Neolivesftw wrote:

As I run through the darkness I hear a voice...

Riac: lolz, lyke I pwned u wit my asasin masc

Darkhaze:ZOMFG *CENSORED* NOOB GET A REAL MA BUILD I pwn you (this deep and compelling arguement carries on for about 10 minutes)

Me, hey guys, I learned kung fu and I have to go kill some agents, want to come?

...

Agent Jones: BOOM HEADHSOT.

 ...dead.

I may die but I know brave fighters like Riac, Darkhaze, Deviljohnny, and Hlew88 will save humanity and repopulate the globe with newer and better humans. Neo lives in us all, his meory will never be lost.

THATS A LIE !!!!!

I believe i run with pistols.. and out of all the things i have ever said in game i have never said somthing like "Lolz" i say Rofl or ">.<" indicating im Rolling on the floor laughing.

it has to be said

plus chuck norris pwns Neo, Neo is lvl 1000 Chuck is lvl 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001