Things matrix characters would never say!(spoilers)

Exzoon

If you don't know what this is it's a game where you write part of the story and change it to something really funny like so:

*Last battle with neo vs. smith*

Smith:Mr.Anderson welcome back we missed you!
Neo:Bull****
Smith:You like what i've done with the place?
Neo:...no! It ends today!
Smith:I know it does i've seen and now i'm gonna whoop your *** Mr.Anderson!
Neo:I don't have time for this ****!
*Neo take's out gun and shoots Smith*
Smith:Owwwwwwwwww ****! *dies*
Smith Clone: ha ha i've sent out a clone just in case you shot him and now you die!
*Neo emptys clip on clone*
Real Smith:Ha ha I tricked you again now die!
*they have epic battle*
That's just an example so try posting your own funny changes from the story?

**ZippyTheSquirrel** · 04/04/2006 07:13:00

Why, Mr. Anderson, why, WHY?!? WHY DO YOU PERSIST?!?

Because.........I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by--*pwnt in da face*

~Pwning you with 700 posts. Man I talk too much.

Message Edited by ZippydaSquirl on 04-04-200611:12 AM

Exzoon

lol i'm a new player that's why anyways here is another:

*jump scene*
Morpheus:Tank load the jump program!
*Neo and Morpheus lands on roof*
Morpheus:Ok Neo free your stupid mind and jump!
*Morpheus jumps and doesn't make it and hits ground*
Morpheus:Heyyyyyyy What the **** I didn't make it!
Cypher:hahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny!
Neo:Okay, how the hell am I gonna make it now geezzz!
Neo:Okay...free my mind. Free my mind!
Cypher:This is gonna be funny!
Trinity:Shut up Cypher he is gonna make it!
*Neo jumps and makes it*
Neo:Holy ****!
Morpheus:Hey you cheated you ****!
Cypher:..............
Trinity:He made it woohoo!

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

: + o = :o

<Morpheus> Come on, stop trying to kiss me and kiss me!

**Othinn1**

Architect: Dude, take the door to your right. It has cupcakes behind it!
Neo: Ooh! *goes through the door*

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

My personal favorite:

You must instead realize the truth:

There is no spooning.

Then you will see it is not your wife that you are spooning

But only yourself.

Mobu · 04/04/2006 15:44:57

The Oracle: Candy? No thankyou, I am diabetic.

Message Edited by Ecadus on 04-04-200604:44 PM

**DeathBlade**

*Neo and the Trainman at Mobil Ave*

Neo: One way or another, I'm getting on that train.

Trainman: Think again.

Neo: I'm teh 0n3 u nub.

*Neo tried to hit the Trainman but he blocks and its Neo into the wall*

Trainman: wrong. lol. ur teh nub.

Neo: OMGWTF! Sploits.

Boont

Morpheus: You are the one Neo.
Neo: O rly?
Morpheus: Ya rly!
Neo: O rly?
Morpheus: Ya rly!
Neo: O rly?
Morpheus: Ya rly!
Neo: No wai!
Morpheus: ...

*Oracle gives Neo speech on his choice and why he made it etc.*
*Smith comes*
*Neo and Smith converse*
Smith: It is inevitable Mr.Anderson!
Neo: No way dude i turned god mode on.

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

<Smith> Ah, the great Morpheus.....on top of me....

<Morpheus> Oh, you like that, don't you?

<Smith> Get the hell off me! I need an adult! I need an adult!

Exzoon

*Interagation scene*

Agent Smith:Mr.Anderson we know you've contacted by a certian indiviual.
A tiny Irish green dude that has stolen all the lucky charms in the world that kids have been crying about for sometime now.
Neo:.....
Agent Smith:Tell me everything you know?
Neo:You've got to be kidding. I don't have time for this **** i'm gonna bang Trinity now!
You give me my time with her and i'll give you the loser sigh.
*Neo give's smith the loser sigh*
Agent Smith:Oh Mr.Anderson we are gonna have to taze you.
*Agent Brown uses tazer on Neo*
Neo:ahhhhhhhhhhhhh **bleep** man **** this **** i'm gonna bang Trinity!
Agent Smith:Tell me mr.Anderson what good is banging Trinity when you don't have any privates?
*Neo looks in boxers*
Neo:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Agent Smith:Hold him down while I sneak this big phone in his pocket.

Keep the funny storys coming.

**ZippyTheSquirrel**

<Oracle> See that? *points to a Yield sign* It means, slow down and stop if there's cars coming.

<Neo> What does that have to do with me?

<Oracle> It means that playing stupid will get you places.

<Neo> Huh?

<Oracle> There ya go. Want a cookie?

WGAnubis1

Ecadus wrote:
The Oracle: Candy? No thankyou, I am diabetic.

...... You DO realize that the orginal Oracle died because of complications of diabeties?

2 am captain obvous post.

Neo: Im dreaming, and in my dream Trinity is falling.

Oracle: Thats some jacked up S***!

Zelon

Oracle: Now this is where I say "Hm, thats interesting but" and you say...
Neo: Hahahaha. YOu said butt
Oracle slaps neo in the head
Oracle: but you know what I am going to say
Neo:OMG I have a project due in five hours!!
<Neo Jumps Out window and Dies>
Oracle: Hey your not suppose to die till the third movie.

Blacksand14K

Neo: Hmmm... Upgrades.
Agents: No, sploitz.
Neo: *CENSORED*?

*Neo gets pwned*