TRANSMISSION FROM FLOOD: CHILDREN OF THE FURIOUS ANGELS

**darkhaze**

I am just passing this transmission to any mero operative who hasnt recieved it yet.

--INCOMING TRANSMISSION--

New intelligence has just been recieved from a resourceful spy within the zion ranks. It seems that a small group of zion children have discovered a way to use training program huds to actually hack into the matrix itself. These kids have even managed to manipulate their rsi's so that they look like adults. They go by the name of the furious angels although furious is hardly a word to describe these annoying brats. All mero operatives are instructed to Kill any FA members onsite. We know that these children must all be between 12 and 16 years of age because they fight only with the hacker or knife thrower trees. wich as we all know are the easiest to learn and the first skills to be aquired. zion dosent even begin martial arts training with their operatives until 18 years of age. Upon spotting any FA member you are instructed to upload MasterKnifeThrower ( only as a way to humiliate the bane of haxors ) and contact the operative DarkHaze who will gladly supply all mero soldiers with the neccessary buffs and tactic boosters needed to spank these zion younglings. I know it is difficult for you to resort to these tactics seeing as men you rather enjoy the feel of fist to face combat..but it is neccessary to swallow your human pride and see this through for zion must be taught to either fight like men or not fight at all. That is all. Do not dissappoint me with this task.

FLOOD

--END TRANSMISSION--

**darkhaze**

on a side note..this certainly explains alot for me. if you see me jacked in feel free to contact me for tactic boosters and upgrademaster buffs. i will hold nothing back to see these children learn to be men. somebody has to play daddy. lol.

[CoZ]LostProphet

[EDIT]

Ah, forget it. I just realised I accidentally came onto the Vector boards, force of habit I guess.

Unoriginality, overusage of CAPS lock, angry-kid syndrome. I should've realised.

Message Edited by [CoZ]LostProphet on 01-04-2006 03:57 PM
Message edited by [CoZ]LostProphet on 01/04/2006 07:57:00.

fayit

lmao thats hilarius, well i will go deal some spankings then

**[FA]Tbone**

You got owned by a bunch of children? Does that make you feel more embarrassed or jealous? How amusing!

**oranos**

This is just lame lol.

**PBlade**

[FA]Tbone wrote:
You got owned by a bunch of children? Does that make you feel more embarrassed or jealous? How amusing!

Ha!

We're the only Children around here, and that's only a name!

edit - Would Flood really say "the bane of haxors"?

Message Edited by PBlade on 01-05-2006 08:37 AM
Message edited by PBlade on 01/05/2006 08:37:44.

**darkhaze**

well..at least you admitted your all children, lol. funny that only zions and oranos will defend you.

the truth sucks dosent it.

Message Edited by darkhaze on 01-05-2006 10:05 AM
Message edited by darkhaze on 01/05/2006 10:05:13.

Cognoscente

How does... "This is just lame lol." ... end up being a defense for FA... ROFL.

Your attempt to... uh... sry... that's mean.

But yeah.. this is pathetic.

**PBlade**

darkhaze wrote:

well..at least you admitted your all children, lol. funny that only zions and oranos will defend you.

the truth sucks dosent it.
Message Edited by darkhaze on 01-05-2006 10:05 AM

**MxO-Insertion**

Im sorry, did you just say my Moma's a Joke here? Honestly, leave it up to the Zions to start making the low blows...

**PBlade**

It was actually me mocking "yo momma" jokes.

Perhaps I shudda inserted the word cliche somewhere.

**darkhaze**

we already have the children hackin every fight..might as well be throwin momma jokes out as well, lol..*sigh* kids..what can ya do.

**Voyle**

Hey, don't make me turn this car around.. I'll seperate you two..

**darkhaze**

lol, voyle..another one i love to hate..log in sometimes