The Sentinel: November 1st -- Arcane Prank at Ascension Monument ROGERS WAY -- Park maintenance workers discovered the top of the edifice plastered with tarot cards, each one the Death card taken from several different decks, as well as a message scrawled in red: "The Knives Will Be Manifest". An expert on cult activity has been consulted by local auhorities, but the display appears to be nothing more than an especially bizarre Hallowe'en prank intended to look like cult activity.
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The Sentinel: Wedding announcements -- December 17th
Justin Reynolds--Mercedes Templar-Bonness
The couple were married in the park close to the lake in Tabor Park, Richland district. The groom is a computer systems technician in the employ of an expatriate French billionaire; the bride part owns an Italian restaurant in Creston Heights. A gathering of the couple's extended family and friends was presentn to witness the exchange of vows. The groom wore an elegant white tuxedo while the bride wore a white V-neck satin gown, designed for the occassion by her mother. The couple were blessed by the bride's father, Simon Templar, a nightclub owner most noted for rennovating Club Masamune in Shinjuku. At the moment the couple was pronounced man and wife, snow began to fall softly on the gathering.
The Sentinal: February 10th -- Commotion on club roof in Baldwin Heights
The owner of a club near the center of the neighborhood reports hearing what sounded like gunfire on the roof, late last night. Neighbors report seeing a group of two women and a man, all in their mid-to-late twenties, firing on a group of bald-headed men clad in long black silk jackets that "looked like something they'd wear in a kung-fu movie". Police arrived on the scene to find no signs of a struggle whatsoever, "Not even a bloodstain or a bullet hole."
There is an unconfirmed claim that this may have been a publicity stunt to advertise "The Burlyman Rebounds", the latest in the "Burlyman" franchise of movies, comics, and video games, but a spokesman for the franchise has not yet returned our calls regarding this incident. The owner of the club, who wishes his establishment to remain anonymous, says if it is, he did not authorise permission for the roof to be used for this sort of display.
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