My Living Will

WGAnubis1

I, Anubis, of sound mind and body here by make this living will as the house that I live in now supports my sister with her drivers permit.

If in the event of my death I leave the name and character WGAnubis to the Penguin. I leave my alter ego Marrith to LinksLife on the condition that he assassinates Mustangu. I leave my coder database to Lady3Jane. I leave my twin silenced 900-FM magnumes to Mustangu on the condition that he assassinates Gothique. I leave my pet monkey bowbow to Gothique on the condition that she convences Mustangu not to kill her. I leave the geneticlly mutated human flesh eating owls that are aboninations to god to Fenshire just because I know he will give them a good home. I leave my fly virus immunity to Pltchaos. Finally I leave all my remaining funds to the united redpill college fund.

((This isnt a goodbye thread, though my life expectency has shortened as my sister HAS gotten her drivers permit today.))

Mustang

WGAnubis wrote:
I, Anubis, of sound mind and body here by make this living will as the house that I live in now supports my sister with her drivers permit.

If in the event of my death I leave the name and character WGAnubis to the Penguin. I leave my alter ego Marrith to LinksLife on the condition that he assassinates Mustangu. I leave my coder database to Lady3Jane. I leave my twin silenced 900-FM magnumes to Mustangu on the condition that he assassinates Gothique. I leave my pet monkey bowbow to Gothique on the condition that she convences Mustangu not to kill her. I leave the geneticlly mutated human flesh eating owls that are aboninations to god to Fenshire just because I know he will give them a good home. I leave my fly virus immunity to Pltchaos. Finally I leave all my remaining funds to the united redpill college fund.

((This isnt a goodbye thread, though my life expectency has shortened as my sister HAS gotten her drivers permit today.))

Aww... I can just feel the sibling love!

I shall do my best to not be assassinated, and assassinate! /salute

**Symmetric**

This thread delivers.

Carlisle

LOL

If you truely fear for your life: www.prepaidlegal.com/hub/grusso

Click "family plan".

WGAnubis1

Actually, thanks to a law that was passed not that long ago I'm forbidden from helping her log the required 25 hours needed for her to obtain her licence on account of my age. You have to be a licenced 21 year old where as a few years ago you only have to be 18. I fall into that blissfull safe zone.

Liliane

What? I get Nothing!?

WGAnubis1

*Amends will to include Lilane, she gets my collection of stamps.*

**Fen**

Oh sweet, geneticlly mutated human flesh eating owls that are abominations to God!!! I've always wanted some of those!

*phones Anubis's sister*

"Yes. The operation is a go. Yes... uh huh... okay. I don't care--... uh huh.. yes, just make it look like an accident. I understand. Good luck."

Liliane

Oh sure. Fen gets mutant owls, Goth gets a monkey. I get stamps!? What a rip off. *pouts*

Mustang

Hey, if you don't want 'em, Lil, I'll take those too. SMILEY

Liliane

No! It's all I'm getting darnit!!

WGAnubis1

Three of these are worth $1,000. Now remember kids, dont laugh at someone who collects stamps, they can be worth your entire college education.

Liliane

Keep your monkey! I'm gonna be rich!

**EndlessVoid**

*saves image to hard drive*
Now... What's the command to print from a file...?

(Hey Anubis, can I have your darkness? I could always use more darkness... SMILEY

)

- Void

**Fen**

He doesn't have it, Void. But it's coming...

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