Matrix Limericks

**Shadow-SK**

There once was a man named Walrus,
who loved eating many a mollusk.
He dressed in black,
with bleach on his slacks,
and laughed when he saw Ghost's baldness.

**MatrixRefugee**

Best thread ever.

Limerick to come, once I come up with something that rhymes with "Flood", that isn't "blood".

Malachl

Did you say Lemming Winks. Run Hamster run!

H4TERADE

lemmings?

**weaselgrrl**

A CSR made the decision
To ban without due precision
People were shooed
And some were abused
As subscribers sneered with derision.

**weaselgrrl**

After jacking back in to the Matrix
I found myself with many new tricks
With fancy new skills
And new mobs to kill
And lots of new trick shots and jump kicks

**weaselgrrl**

The church down in Mara was cluttered
With so many fights, it was cluttered
To Camon we went
To RP and vent
Without all the lag, it's like butter...

(Call me necromantic... )

**weaselgrrl**

From the beginning we were on the scene
Coding betwixt and between
For Meros or Zions
We coded like lions
And now we are finally Machine

**Capt.Cipher**

Through all of these limericks I saw,

One million and one different flaws,

while themes were the same,

only difference the name,

Most left my mind drifting in awe.

**weaselgrrl**

A flaw or a glitch in the Code
Acceptable, I do suppose
   Rare frags I wrangled
   And Code Bits I mangled
Done for the others to load

**weaselgrrl**

The Matrix, we thought, was forever

The code streams were light as a feather

But in 2 months time

The sun will not shine

And it's not just a change in the weather...

**XElite**

(I miss seeing weaselgrrl around on the Data Node. Welcome back.)

**weaselgrrl**

Hey Thanks! I was in Deep Lurk Mode and HAD to come back for the End of Days... Children of the Code MUST be represented!