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Systemic Anomaly

Joined: Aug 15, 2005
Messages: 2357
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There once was a man named Walrus,
who loved eating many a mollusk.
      He dressed in black,
      with bleach on his slacks,
and laughed when he saw Ghost's baldness.



MC Photographer

Joined: Nov 17, 2005
Messages: 3758
Location: La Tour de Merovee, Outpost Segur
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Best thread ever.

Limerick to come, once I come up with something that rhymes with "Flood", that isn't "blood".





Joined: Aug 15, 2005
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Did you say Lemming Winks. Run Hamster run!


Jacked Out

Joined: Aug 17, 2005
Messages: 614
Location: YOUR MOM'S BED
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lemmings?


Mainframe Invader

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
Messages: 379
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A CSR made the decision
To ban without due precision
  People were shooed
  And some were abused
As subscribers sneered with derision.




Mainframe Invader

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
Messages: 379
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After jacking back in to the Matrix
I found myself with many new tricks
   With fancy new skills
   And new mobs to kill
And lots of new trick shots and jump kicks



Mainframe Invader

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
Messages: 379
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The church down in Mara was cluttered
With so many fights, it was cluttered
    To Camon we went
    To RP and vent
Without all the lag, it's like butter...

(Call me necromantic... SMILEY )



Mainframe Invader

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
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From the beginning we were on the scene
Coding betwixt and between
  For Meros or Zions
  We coded like lions
And now we are finally Machine



Clairvoyant

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
Messages: 83
Location: The Shadows
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Through all of these limericks I saw,

One million and one different flaws,

while themes were the same,

only difference the name,

Most left my mind drifting in awe.

 

 



Mainframe Invader

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
Messages: 379
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A flaw or a glitch in the Code
Acceptable, I do suppose
   Rare frags I wrangled
   And Code Bits I mangled
Done for the others to load

  



Mainframe Invader

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
Messages: 379
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The Matrix, we thought, was forever

The code streams were light as a feather

    But in 2 months time

    The sun will not shine

And it's not just a change in the weather...




Mainframe Invader

Joined: Nov 13, 2006
Messages: 512
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(I miss seeing weaselgrrl around on the Data Node. Welcome back.)




Mainframe Invader

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
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Hey Thanks!  I was in Deep Lurk Mode and HAD to come back for the End of Days...  Children of the Code MUST be represented!  SMILEY


 
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