Ok, so can't login, finally got my PM's back, but now I can only post in Off-topic. Not even in Redpill Rescue or the tech forums. Come on.
Edit: well, I guess I'll just take my full refund and leave then. CSR's didn't have anything positive, and I couldn't care less about what happens now. I was planning to at least try out the Agency, but after this shiiiiiiiit, no thanks.
Edit 2: Huh. Looks like I can post again. Ok, this can be deleted.