ATTN: Machines - Offer Valid for Tuesday May 08, 2007.

Vector-PET · 05/13/2007 12:35:50

Salutations, operatives of the system.

As a show of good faith, I would like to offer you the opportunity to earn a bit more than your usual salary, tonight.

The Exilists are throwing themselves a party, in the name of all that goes against our efforts to diminish anamolies within the simulation that may present the possibility for danger, instability, and corruption. The security and safety of the humans still inherent to the system is of great concern to us within this organization, which should be apparent to all, by now.

Hampton Green will be flooded with Redpills and Exiles alike, this evening.
We all know what can occur when such a crowd gathers in the confines of a club, especially ran by one of the most influential Exiles in the system.

Have your operators on stand-by; for every Exile and Exilist you defeat, you will be granted 200.000 $info. Evidence must be provided by you or your operator within 24 hours time.

Terms:

Evidence of your earnings, in the form of a photograph taken on the scene, must contain an encoded time-stamp.

The photograph must contain both you and the corpse.

Redpills, who have reconstructed, may not be counted twice unless the attacks were more than 300 seconds apart or if the target has been killed by said person, more than five times.

Finally, all kills must be made within the parking garage of the Hel Club structure. No kill will be valid if made within the club or from the elevator lifts.

The party begins at 6pm... your opportunity to retrieve your tally of kills begins at 6pm and ends at 9pm.

Good luck to all participants involved.

**Xeros**

Tasteless. I'll pay double her rate, as I do know it, for the same mark on her and her kind. SMILEY

**Villemar_MxO**

Truly tasteless. And cheap, too! 200,000 info??? Geez, you can get 175,000 running one easy mission in two minutes. If any Machinist is that hard up for cash, send me a tell and I'll just email you double....I hate to see the destitute demean themselves for chump change!!

**deviljonny**

heh and i was planing on being security.... gonna need a few more guys/gals =)

**TonyJaa**

interesting party!!!

**Zerotolerance**

Xeros wrote:

Tasteless. I'll pay double her rate, as I do know it, for the same mark on her and her kind. :)

I'll kill Xeros for half the offered price. :)

**krytical**

Zerotolerance wrote:

Xeros wrote:
Tasteless. I'll pay double her rate, as I do know it, for the same mark on her and her kind.

I'll kill Xeros for half the offered price.

I'll kill the ol' pal for free, it all depends on how soon he finishes "cybering with flood". SMILEY

**Villemar_MxO**

Well that must have been a complete bust for you guys. The OP offered a bouty starting at 6PM, even though the party started at 5PM. Lawlz!

Some of the nerd herd was still out there after the very end when Flood stopped by. Here's how I got out unscathed:

1. Loaded MS in the elevator.

2. Shouted "peek a boo!" so one of you numbskulls would open the elevator door for me so I wouldn't lose MS.

3. One of you numbskulls immediately opened the door for me, just as predicted.

4. Walked to the hardline.

5. Lol'd.

**krytical** · 05/08/2007 22:08:26

The_Big_V wrote:

Well that must have been a complete bust for you guys. The OP offered a bouty starting at 6PM, even though the party started at 5PM. Lawlz!
Some of the nerd herd was still out there after the very end when Flood stopped by. Here's how I got out unscathed:
1. Loaded MS in the elevator.
2. Shouted "peek a boo!" so one of you numbskulls would open the elevator door for me so I wouldn't lose MS.
3. One of you numbskulls immediately opened the door for me, just as predicted.
4. Walked to the hardline.
5. Lol'd.

You could've opened the door and then activate MS, takes 2 seconds. It'd have been faster than typing "peek a boo" as well.

Either way, I heard those numbskulls sent plenty of frenchies to the loading area.

**Zerotolerance** · 05/08/2007 22:33:53

The_Big_V wrote:

Well that must have been a complete bust for you guys. The OP offered a bouty starting at 6PM, even though the party started at 5PM. Lawlz!
Some of the nerd herd was still out there after the very end when Flood stopped by. Here's how I got out unscathed:
1. Loaded MS in the elevator.
2. Shouted "peek a boo!" so one of you numbskulls would open the elevator door for me so I wouldn't lose MS.
3. One of you numbskulls immediately opened the door for me, just as predicted.
4. Walked to the hardline.
5. Lol'd.

I'll see if I can find the /team chat where we agreed to ignore you in the event that you'd use MS to distract us while the others came out in Sneak or Conceal. We were more concerned with killing the non-MS builds. As for the time being so late, I am in a different timezone.

Someone pay Krytical.

**Zerotolerance**

krytical wrote:

The_Big_V wrote:

You could've opened the door and then activate MS, takes 2 seconds. It'd have been faster than typing "peek a boo" as well.

Either way, I heard those numbskulls sent plenty of frenchies to the loading area.

SEND KRYTICAL MONEY!

**krytical**

Don't forget the other LET: twistipher

**Villemar_MxO**

Well, if I hadn't had MS I would have /jackedout since it was so late anyways, and denied you all the CQ.

Senora should have had the times correct. Everyone was in by 6PM. People straggled out as the night progressed. Kudos to the UK and Euro players who stayed up till the wee hours to participate.

As long as you had fun, that's the main thing. Although it seems to me a paltry bounty if you ask me. 200K a head for 3 hours work seems like a waste of time and energy, but hey whatever floats your boat. Although, it wouldn't be a proper Hel party without the Loyal Opposition laying in wait!

**krytical**

Someone was offering 5 mil per LET kill.

We accept checks and money orders.

**Villemar_MxO** · 05/09/2007 00:57:41

5 mil, eh? Nice!

For some reason this reminds me of one of my favorite Bugs Bunny cartoons:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebel_Rabbit