Humm.

I don't really know what to say right now. I mean, how many times can you listen to the same argument over and over again?. I just get sick of it all - Merv wants this, Cryptos wants that... Bah. It's boring, it's all so dull and boring.

Someone chuck me a rifle!

*Red

You, sir, are an oxymoron.

The Merv wants to be left alone to do his thing, and Cryptos wants to be left alone to figure out who he really is.  You'd know this if you didn't shun knowledge.  Knowledge is the most valuable asset one can have in this simulation.  Knowledge equals true power here.  After all, the simulation itself is a form of information.  Look in your bank account and notice that information is the currency of the realm. 

Keep putting the blinders on and wearing your ignorance proudly on your sleeve and we'll see how long you last here.