Corrupt A Wish..

Eyes0nly

Granted, but now its so hot that it is unsafe to be outdoors.

I wish every Cypherite would suddenly combust.

**Goligoth**

Granted but you do as well and they all got rezzed.

I wish it isn't to laggy right now >_>

**GypsyJuggler**

Goligoth wrote:

Granted but you do as well and they all got rezzed.

I wish it isn't to laggy right now >_>

Granted, the server crashes instead.

I wish I suddenly found my stolen cellphone.

**Lezel**

Granted, but somebody already took all your personal info and made a fake ID....

I wish my forum rank had bold black letters...

**Scolirk**

Lezel wrote:

Granted, but somebody already took all your personal info and made a fake ID....
I wish my forum rank had bold black letters...

Granted, it would read Noob

I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

**GypsyJuggler**

Scolirk wrote:

Granted, it would read Noob
I wish I had the day off tomorrow.

Granted but you have to do yard work.

I wish this cough would go away.

**Th3ra**

Granted, but now you have perpetual hiccups.

I wish it weren't raining.

**GypsyJuggler**

Granted but the flowers in your garden wilt.

I wish these hiccups would go away.

**Mitrios**

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Granted but the flowers in your garden wilt.

I wish these hiccups would go away.

Granted but now you can't stop sneezing.

I wish that I had a life sized teddy lion (like a teddy bear but a lion).

**GypsyJuggler**

Mitrios wrote:

Granted but now you can't stop sneezing.

I wish that I had a life sized teddy lion (like a teddy bear but a lion).

Granted but it soon falls apart because the artisan didn't understand you meant a giant 'plush' lion.

I wish these sneezes would stop.

**Mitrios**

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Mitrios wrote:
Granted but now you can't stop sneezing.

I wish that I had a life sized teddy lion (like a teddy bear but a lion).
Granted but it soon falls apart because the artisan didn't understand you meant a giant 'plush' lion.

I wish these sneezes would stop.

*crys and pets perpetual war sword*

Your sneezes stop but your nose will not stop running.

I wish that my lion hadn't fallen apart. SMILEY

**GypsyJuggler**

Mitrios wrote:

*crys and pets perpetual war sword*

Your sneezes stop but your nose will not stop running.

I wish that my lion hadn't fallen apart. " />

Granted but it gets fleas from the neighbour's dog.

I wish my nose would stop running.

**Mitrios**

GypsyJuggler wrote:

Mitrios wrote:
*crys and pets perpetual war sword*

Your sneezes stop but your nose will not stop running.

I wish that my lion hadn't fallen apart. " />
Granted but it gets fleas from the neighbour's dog.

I wish my nose would stop running.

Your nose has stopped running but now its actually fallen off of your face.

God I wish I wasn't so itchy.

**Snipe_104**

Granted, but now all itches have turned boils on your skin.

I wish I could sleep more.

**Mitrios**

Snipe_104 wrote:

Granted, but now all itches have turned boils on your skin.

I wish I could sleep more.

Granted but when you sleep you have nothing but the worst nightmares possible.

I wish I didn't have boils.