Gnomes, Elves, and Donkeys.

Freiheit · 01/30/2006 06:29:27

Ok new RP!

Since people think that a Zion/Merv wedding party makes sense with respect to RP, and Machinists Ops attacking the gathering of terrorists and criminals doesn't, maybe we should just make up our own stories.

Lets go wild...

From now on Machines are Elves, but like 7 ft, 250 lbs elves that teach astro physics at UMC. Mervs are now Gnomes who like to sell pirated cheese to bluepills and their good buddies the Donkeys (Zion) are the Army the Gnomes use to secure thier cheese trade.

RP!!!

Message Edited by Freiheit on 01-30-200609:29 AM

**Twaggy**

I'm scared:smileysad:

Transmissioner

Note to self:

Never even attempt to confront Freiheit about the classifications of RP. ever.

**oranos**

*starts pwning donkeys in the face with elf-magic*

Freiheit

Transmissioner wrote:
Note to self:

Never even attempt to confront Freiheit about the classifications of RP. ever.

LOL!

To the donkey pen with you Sir. Maynard! Tere we have s&m gnomes who haven't been fed in weeks!

Transmissioner

Freiheit wrote:

Transmissioner wrote:
Note to self:

Never even attempt to confront Freiheit about the classifications of RP. ever.

LOL!
To the donkey pen with you Sir. Maynard! Tere we have s&m gnomes who haven't been fed in weeks!

Here ye here ye in the court of Jenkins!

**MXOMastatec** · 01/30/2006 16:53:19

As Gnomes, Elves and Donkeys enter Court Jenkins for the S&M ritual Black Market Radio can be heard on the background blasting through the speakers (its and hi-tec advanced world btw).

Black Market Radio! Prendelo!
/radio play http://www.tbmmxo.com/bmr.asx

Message Edited by Mastatec on 01-30-200604:53 PM

**Tytanya_MxO**

Meh you miss the point entirely, and I certainly didnt see any real complaints about the post wedding entertainment provided by you machines....fact is we Merovs do what we want when we want...it includes choosing when where and what we kill. Not that I'd anticipate a blinkered, inflexible machine op to be able to grasp that concept.... but live with it you must cus we own this place now! SMILEY

**oranos**

I r a unicawn ridin faireh for zion and i kil u!111

Vyzenator

they have high speed internet acess at mental hospitals?? hmm intresting.

what kind of cheese by the way..hope its american.

Freiheit

All kinds of delicious cheese! If you want it the gnomes got it, but first you must pass the test. And don't **bleep** of the Donkey Zerg.

Transmissioner

Freiheit wrote:
All kinds of delicious cheese! If you want it the gnomes got it, but first you must pass the test. And don't **bleep** of the Donkey Zerg.

Getting an naisa to help on that test will justify you to a blorg-time in myspace, the epitomy of hell!

If you are easily offended, don't look at the next sentence.

Naisa is spelled backwards so I'm not in twubble.

Kidthatbelieves69

*Begins selling Old Cheese to Donkeys*

"HEEEEEEHAWWWWW" says a donkey named Tr*****

"*CENSORED* NOOB I WONT GIVE U ANY MORE OF MEH CHEESE" Says the sexy Kidthatbelieves

"CALL TEH ZERG WE WANT OUR CHEEZ!!!! HEEEEHAWWWWWW" says a Donkey named SICKFACE

"Blasted donkeys, time to get out me bolt rifle"

Freiheit

There will be a Gnome/Donkey meeting tonight at 7pm et at the Mara C hardline. Bring your best cheese.

**krytical**

Can I be a vampire?

Or like a dark and evil emo kid?