Corrupt A Wish..

**Caini**

Mave wished:

I wish I could do the Hadouken.

Granted. Now you are a two dimensioned person in an old SNES cassette.

I wish I could read a whole book by only touch it

**CPT_Starschwar** · 09/13/2007 17:00:30

Caini wrote:

I wish I could read a whole book by only touch it

Granted, but your hands fall off.

I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting to make wishes.

PascaI

Granted, but you forget to eat, and in the end you die.

I wish i could model in 3d max.

**Roukan** · 09/14/2007 18:20:00

Granted, but now you can only make anatomically correct males with no clothes.

I wish I had a taco.

**TimeMaker**

Granted, but the taco was made with poisonous plants.

I wish the world ended.

**CPT_Starschwar**

Granted, but everyone and everything on it is relocated to an identical planet beforehand.

I wish for disarm animations to make it in to the new wallkick pill stuff.

**MXOMastatec**

Granted, but then everyone would be using disarm pills (ZOMG SPOILERS!)

I wish they brought all the old CR1 moves back through pills that way any build could use them....

**Jameskaimuki**

Granted, but they all have a 5 year reuse time.

I wish I had a new car.

**CPT_Starschwar**

Granted, but it's a lemon.

I wish for Shinryu's hovercraft rank entry to win!

PascaI

Granted, but the Hovercraft is disqualified after a drug test tested positive.

I wish Rangers got through their group.

**Lezel**

Granted, but I have no idea who they are

I wish I had a beer and it's only 9am

**MXOMastatec**

Granted, but then you would be Mexican

I wish i was already in England!

**nubious81**

granted but when you got to europe you will only be able to stay at the airport

i wish they brought back glass soda bottles

**Lezel**

Granted, you can smash heads in easier SMILEY

I wish I had a chrome plated Desert Eagle (in realife) that had my initials engraved on it....

PascaI · 09/23/2007 03:42:21

Granted, but you are overwhelmed by this gun which is made of Awesome and Win and you shot your self with it.

I wish i could log into my steam account.