People, I feel the need to warn you about a dire threat to your homes and children--a cruel, icy, lurking menace, yet one harbored in the bosom of the most respected neighborhoods! I'm talking about those twisted spawn of nature's frozen detritus: yes, snow men! Once thought harmless, their true evil nature hath been revealed unto me! We needs must shaketh...

Uh... Hold on, wrong century...

We've got to stand up to this deadly threat! You thought Anome was bad? Hah! Just wait 'til one of those hulking crystalline monstrosities beans you with a basketball-sized ball of ice from forty paces! They're here to kill you all, and take my island! People! They must be melted in their tracks! Even the little ones! Only then can we dance in safety!