The Mega City Department of Energy

**Fen**

A wise man once asked, "If approached with a petal, and the mountainside is green, then where would you commit your inner child?"

When I thought on this, I came to an answer and replied to the wise man, "Your account is overdue, and I'm afraid that you've gone delinquent in your standing with us here at the Mega City Department of Energy. You have the option of clearing your account balance by typing '/suicide' into your command database, or I can forcibly close your account for you."

The Mega City Department of Energy: Pwnin' one old fart at a time.

**eyepopper**

hold him, fen, imma pwn that *CENSORED* too!

now with all deliquent accounts mcdoe is offering a free bavarian massage.

ask nighttrace for assistance.

VampTrix

:smileyvery-happy:

VampTrix

bumpity :smileyindifferent:

**Fen**

VampTrix wrote:
:smileyvery-happy:

Post of the year.

Join us! We have a good dental plan!

**eyepopper**

Fenshire wrote:
Join us! We have a good dental plan!

yup. we get replacement teeth from downed zionists.

MCDoE: those pliers arent just for line maintenance!

Trilateral

**Fen**

Be in the same faction as AlicethePattern!!!

Join the Mega City Department of Energy today!

~Fen

Vitamin

And everyone loves Alice. Wait, no... not this one.

**eyepopper**

you can blame keith for pwnage, but we know who is really responsible....

MCDoE FTW!

**Fen**

Join our faction, and see live mud wrestling matches between Vianne, Alice, and Cerxes!! Tickets are only available to Department employees! Join now!!

Disseminated

The Math...

MCDoE = 5tw

(For those of you keeping score that's 1 more than 4tw, yes.)

Militis

Just make sure you get in quick otherwise all the tickets left will be for Fens debut match and that ain't gonna be pretty to watch :smileyvery-happy:

Vitamin

MCDoE, now with VitaminI. And we all need a little VitaminI in our diet. Mmm, Yummy.

Vitamin

Vianne, 'nuff said. Come visit her at MCDoE's corporate headquarters and fill-out an application.