Chemuel wrote:((This is brilliant, but I really can't stop laughing every time someone's weapon ejaculates.))((No better pr0n than gun pr0n, non?))
((This is brilliant, but I really can't stop laughing every time someone's weapon ejaculates.))
((I think that rhymed. *CENSORED*. We should stop spamming this thread before Vanil ejaculates somthing on us.
Wait, WHAT?))
Hmmm... riddles wrapped in enigmas and tucked inside mysteries...
Green = Matrix code? Neo's RSI code?
Gold = Seraph's code?
Reclaim the Holy Place = ?
((YAY! Another section of this! And awesome stuff, too!))
((Hey, mind if I post a bit with a Sieges/Morraeon conversation about all that's been going down?))
The screen of the terminal in Sieges's personal construct hummed with code as she sat typing numbers and letters through an array of translators, trying to crack a batch of code LinksLife had sent her, the better to find the root of this mysterious Algorithim Black she'd heard so much and so little about.
Permission to, ah, express myself? Morraeon asked in the back of her head.
"Well, that's new, you actually asking me instead of bugging me until I let you out?" Sieges replied.
Need t' talk t' yah, face to face and yer a bit too busy to go lookin' in the mirror.
"All right," Sieges said, and pushed her chair back from the desk, letting the second RSI flow from her body. The mass of code resolved itself first into a cloud of red eyes in a black mist, then into Morraeon's lean but shapely form. The Exile crouched beside her staring at the screen, then looking at her, the symbiote's crimson eyes narrowed. "Yah think it's all connected?"
Sieges stopped typing for a moment. "What's all connected?"
Morraeon wagged her head toward the screen. "The Black Algorithim. Dragon-Guy coming back. Swotty-Fang's little stubbed-toe. Little bro actin' weeeeird. The toxin and yer plans to get free of it -- and me."
"Well, you know as well as I do that I believe everything's connected," Sieges said, studying the printout of an email Links had sent her and typing the next line of code.
Morraeon's black-gloved hand came down on the piece of paper and she thrust her pale face close to Sieges's. "The question is: *HOW* is it connected, mmmr?"
"I'm working that out myself," Sieges said. "The Algorithim is probably some sort of ghost in the system trying to give itself a way of expressing itself... much like you trying to get your own shell."
"Mmm, except *I* think it's somethin' that makes Pops at his worst look like Casper the Friendly Ghost." She reached into the decolletage of her black leather gown and took out her cigarette case, opening it to removed a clove-scented cigarette. " 'Bout time people got it through their heads that there's worse things than an Exile that noshes on trash code that's overstayed its welcome."
"We both might be right, we both might be wrong, time will tell," Sieges said, turning her attention back to the terminal.
Morraeon flicked one talon against another, creating a tiny flame with which she lit the cigarette. "Which brings me back to the two jackasses who somehow think the Boss's people revolve around *them*. How much yah wanna bet it ends in a zero-sum game, hmmmrr?"
"That would depend on one of them actually trying to cancel out the other, and so far, I haven't heard they've even been in the same airspace," Sieges said, copying a line of translated code.
Morraeon blew a cloud of smoke into Sieges's left ear. "Yeah, but yah know it's gonna happen: Swotty-Fangs used the Little Pet to take a swing at Dragon-Guy, so the writin's on the wall for those two to slam heads sooner or later. Might get us out of both of yer stupid bargains. You sellin' me down the river was one thing, but t'other one was just as stupid. I t'ought y'd kissed and made up with Swotty-Fangs, mmmr?"
Sieges turned to look at Morraeon. "I forgave him, but that didn't mean I'm forgetting what he did to me. Remember what happened the other night when Tranque wanted to run that scan on me and I flipped out."
Morraeon growled under her breath. "Yah don't have to remind me. I was the one tryin' to get yer heart to stop racing *and* cut the adrenalin flow." She paused, taking a thoughtful pull on her cigarette and letting it trickle out through her ears; Sieges copied another line of code and keyed the translator.
The Exile vaulted onto the corner of the desktop, leaning over Sieges, her lean face leering. "So, what if the main variable of yer other stupid bargain goes through, mmmr? Who's it gonna be? T'ought you had yer heart set on the Fancy Foreign Feller bein' yer baby-daddy, if he'd ever get his head in one place. Yah know there's two humans that are liable to kill that monster. One of 'em's mortified at the idea and you didn't cotton to it either, since yah see him as a brother. And t'other... well, yah really want yer kid to look like *THAT*?!" Morraeon's form phased back into a cloud of black mist, and reformed itself to resemble Sieges's "perfect enemy", looming over her with a smirk crossing the fearsome yet familiar visage.
"Remember that *you* were the one who was crushing on the guy when you were young and stupid," Sieges said, unperturbed by the Exile's shape-shifting.
The Exile growled and resumed her usual humanoid form. "I bet yah caught that bug from me."
"Maybe. Now, get back in my head where you belong," Sieges said.
Morraeon scowled. "I ain't finished talkin'."
"Morraeon Silbersbane, get back into my head, I command you," Sieges ordered. At that, the Exile sighed and dissolved her code, letting it sink back into Sieges's being, leaving her to finish her work in relative peace.
((I... did not see that coming.))
Morraeon: Verdammte, got cheated out of havin' a poke at Swotty-Fangs. Ah well, I can watch. :: Sits back to watch with a box of Demon Army goon nuggets::