PVPing with Zion 101.....Epic Failure

**Slad3** · 02/11/2008 07:07:40

General rules to pvp that ZION needs to learn.

1. No matter what.. take out the healer. Even if that means rolling out of your current situation.
2. Hacker's avoid being superheroes just to IL some one. Use your AOEs to help your team out.
     If you want to be a superhero I suggest COH/COV.
3. Always talk mad $4!t after you die. That boosts your confidence and enables you to have uber skillZ
4. Find a suitable target first. Don't go after some one that you dislike. e.g. Specially when they're MKT
    and your a duelist. (Only if you have the mighty Zerg at your back, then proceed and finish with step 3)
5. MKT's, if your not in IL. Do your team member that is in IL a favor and use disguise/sneak then staggering throw first,
     instead of chucking your knives.
6. Keep your team mini open and keep a watchful eye on it to aid your fallen comrades.
7. If your going /afk, let your team mates know so there not dependent upon your help.
8. If your going /afk for an extended period of time. Promote some one to captain so he/she can boot your azz and
     invite some one use full. Better yet, just leave.
9. A team of 6 is more effective than 2 teams of 3 running around from HL to HL.
10. Refer to rule #3
11. MAKE SURE every one on your team is spread through out mara. Knowing full well that your opponents
    are coming straight back to Mara C.

    I could keep going.....

RoganClark

Free pwns

**Slad3**

RoganClark wrote:

Free pwns

/applaud RoganClark; HutchieJNR...
Dismantled us.. talk about being pissed.. never got that upset b4 from a game.

RoganClark

Yea dude there are a few who don't have a clue what they are doing in a team *cough* ZionBlade *cough*

**SaintDaniel** · 02/11/2008 11:42:38

Slad3 wrote:

General rules to pvp that ZION needs to learn.

1. No matter what.. take out the healer. Even if that means rolling out of your current situation.
2. Hacker's avoid being superheroes just to IL some one. Use your AOEs to help your team out.
     If you want to be a superhero I suggest COH/COV.
3. Always talk mad $4!t after you die. That boosts your confidence and enables you to have uber skillZ
4. Find a suitable target first. Don't go after some one that you dislike. e.g. Specially when they're MKT
    and your a duelist. (Only if you have the mighty Zerg at your back, then proceed and finish with step 3)
5. MKT's, if your not in IL. Do your team member that is in IL a favor and use disguise/sneak then staggering throw first,
     instead of chucking your knives.
6. Keep your team mini open and keep a watchful eye on it to aid your fallen comrades.
7. If your going /afk, let your team mates know so there not dependent upon your help.
8. If your going /afk for an extended period of time. Promote some one to captain so he/she can boot your azz and
     invite some one use full. Better yet, just leave.
9. A team of 6 is more effective than 2 teams of 3 running around from HL to HL.
10. Refer to rule #3
11. MAKE SURE every one on your team is spread through out mara. Knowing full well that your opponents
    are coming straight back to Mara C.

    I could keep going.....

12. Watch out for SD he is a sneaky *CENSORED*

Edited for Profanity - Arcane

**MXOMastatec**

LOL this thread delivers! ; P

**deviljonny**

=D lets hope this sinks in

Tenshi

Haha, Free FTW

SajghO

Why have Zion to learn somethin about pvp if there arent enemies to pvp with? kkthxbai

(btw, as "Trinity" and "Shinigami" member, that means 4th org, my teams usually annihilated teh enemiz)

RoganClark

SajghO wrote:

Why have Zion to learn somethin about pvp if there arent enemies to pvp with? kkthxbai
(btw, as "Trinity" and "Shinigami" member, that means 4th org, my teams usually annihilated teh enemiz)

And why is that? because every tom *CENSORED* and harry is Zion

SajghO

/shrug

SeanMCanney

Wait you serious? Why do you think I only have 4k cqs? Cause I gave up on TRULY fighting on a random Zion PvP team years ago... You can try and teach kids how to play this game, but most of them are mentally disabled, so it's a tad hard, even if you give them steps and something to base their pvp on. They'll read it and still BLOW, for whatever reason I have no idea. Unless I'm with my main bros, and they know who they are

I'm always a one man army, and a successful one at that, cause the other orgs aren't all that different,

lovers.

**deviljonny**

SeanMCanney wrote:

Wait you serious? Why do you think I only have 4k cqs? Cause I gave up on TRULY fighting on a random Zion PvP team years ago... You can try and teach kids how to play this game, but most of them are mentally disabled, so it's a tad hard, even if you give them steps and something to base their pvp on. They'll read it and still BLOW, for whatever reason I have no idea. Unless I'm with my main bros, and they know who they are I'm always a one man army, and a successful one at that, cause the other orgs aren't all that different, lovers.

you still play :O

jks <3

**SaintDaniel**

SeanMCanney wrote:

Wait you serious? Why do you think I only have 4k cqs? Cause I gave up on TRULY fighting on a random Zion PvP team years ago... You can try and teach kids how to play this game, but most of them are mentally disabled, so it's a tad hard, even if you give them steps and something to base their pvp on. They'll read it and still BLOW, for whatever reason I have no idea. Unless I'm with my main bros, and they know who they are I'm always a one man army, and a successful one at that, cause the other orgs aren't all that different, lovers.

Cuz your a CYPH in a monkeys body

**Kilobit** · 02/11/2008 23:50:18

Actually, Zion's numbers have been down recently, mainly because a lot of them are *CENSORED*. Anyway, I think Zion is the outnumbered faction. Oddly enough, every organization will complain about a ZERG, be they Zion, Machine or Merovingian.

Kilo

edited for profanity