The Glitch Society - Working with the Machines

Fatmop

I am not a number! I am a free man!

-Oh wait... I'm recruit number 43.

**Kemy**

Number 43, please report for duty.

But I am Kelln...

Number 43, we don't care.

**Kybutra**

oh noz thats why I had the number 42 on my.... erm anywayz Join TGS today and get a FREE lap dance!

**Mindsweep**

TGS is a good faction.....how the hell did you get in nr.43?

**Procurator**

Heh, he didn't. We've had an obscene number of members (and that's just on Syntax - the old Recursion instance used to be huge), but most of the ones who aren't with us anymore left the game entirely. There're very few who left us for another faction. SMILEY

Once You Get Glitch'd You Never Go Back.

TheTaxidermist

I heard that TGS is the only faction not currently under investigation for perjury and conspiracy to embezzle a publicly funded organisation.

**Kybutra**

Come on ya know you want to join one of the oldest machine factions!

Fatmop

TheTaxidermist wrote:

I heard that TGS is the only faction not currently under investigation for perjury and conspiracy to embezzle a publicly funded organisation.

True indeed! Except without the "not." But then, what difference does that little detail make, hm? Join us!

**Kybutra**

The Glitch Society FTMFW!

Devaude-TGS

Do it! http://www.glitchsociety.com/join/

**Kemy**

Join the Glitch Society today and get a huge discount on yo...
Wait...

But join TGS anyway. We fix glitches, and more!

**Tiango**

Reeverb wrote:

Join the Glitch Society today and get a huge discount on yo...
Wait...

But join TGS anyway. We fix glitches, and more!

The more consists of Picking on Reeverb!

Join the Pick On Ree... i mean The Glitch Society TODAY!

((I guess the cutting out sentence thing is the in thing these days)) SMILEY

**Dragonram**

>_>

I left so there was room for you, join TGS, they stare into your soul.

<_<

- Ð

**Procurator**

You what? We're not that weird. SMILEY

**Tiango**

DO NOT JOIN US!!

*Shh proc, it's reverse psychology!*