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**nubious81**

Can I be Assistant to the Community manager SMILEY

just a title only "wonders who will get this joke heh. ?

ReProgrammed

Dear Virrago,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

And if greater then 0, how much after I kick it's teeth out?

**Dulux**

nubious81 wrote:

Can I be Assistant to the Community manager " /> just a title only "wonders who will get this joke heh. ?

Tis it Gareth Keenen by any chance?

NightTrace

Dear Virrago,
How do I become positive? I've tried everything from excessive binge drinking, to killing Exiles, yet still I am grouchy all the *CENSORED* time!

**Mercio**

African or European Swallow?

ReProgrammed

NightTrace wrote:

Dear Virrago,
How do I become positive? I've tried everything from excessive binge drinking, to killing Exiles, yet still I am grouchy all the *CENSORED* time!

They have pills for that NT >.>

**Darminian**

For NT i'd suggest a visectimy.

~Darminian

**Phluff**

ReProgrammed wrote:

Dear Virrago,
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
And if greater then 0, how much after I kick it's teeth out?

lol! ...that's the best one yet.

ReProgrammed

Phluff wrote:

ReProgrammed wrote:

Dear Virrago,
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
And if greater then 0, how much after I kick it's teeth out?

lol! ...that's the best one yet.

Thank you phluff SMILEY

**Jurymen**

mantra777 wrote:

Virrago wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

42

J00 shure???

Ya he's right.... Google has confirmed it!

http://www.google.com/search?q=answ...nd+everything+=

ReProgrammed

Jurymen wrote:

mantra777 wrote:
Virrago wrote:
mantra777 wrote:
What is the meaning of 'Life'?

42

J00 shure???
Ya he's right.... Google has confirmed it!

http://www.google.com/search?q=answ...nd+everything+=

Nice find indeed Jurymen.

HostileIntention · 03/28/2008 11:18:20

Douglas Adams was asked many times during his career why he chose the number forty two. Many theories were proposed,but he rejected them all. On November 3, 1993, he gave an answer...

" The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do.' I typed it out. End of story. "

How anticlimactic.

**Phluff**

HostileIntention wrote:

Douglas Adams was asked many times during his career why he chose the number forty two. Many theories were proposed,but he rejected them all. On November 3, 1993, he gave an answer...

" The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do.' I typed it out. End of story. "

How anticlimactic.

...party pooper. SMILEY

MrPuck

As it can be proven the smith virus doesnt expand at a tree exponential rate (they travel in packs so not every smith is producing another smith, thus not true) he still expands at a near exponential speed, based upon this high rate of smith-growth coupled with the reduced need for travel within the system due to less bluepills, redpills ability to jump rather than drive, add in ample subways and subtract a defunct bus service (The bus, like the cake, is a lie) can you tell me the average gas price for 1 gallon of regular gas within mega city during the final hours of the initial smith virus?

**Orexis.**

-Mercidos- wrote:

Aquatium. wrote:
hmm funny questions?
Well how about a question Fallen Horizon potentials get asked.
Kate Bekinsale or Jello?
Put those hands together Aquatium.

Well, the real question we ask IS actually, "Yes or no: Kate Beckinsale in Jello?"

"In/and".. eh something like that. SMILEY