No other faction has a less-mentally stable Site admin... Guaranteed*
Join
*not actually guaranteed
Join a faction that's been around long enough to remember why we fight for Zion, and to have actually done something about it.
... that and fond memories of giving the Merv a wedgie at high-school prom.
The Kings of Never... Older than your grand-dad, cooler than the Fonz and hotter than your mom!
The Kings of Never are the best *CENSORED* Zion faction out there, and if you don't join now, well, you'll either be joining later, or kicking yourself in the face for the rest of your MxO career.
And you had such a pretty face...
If your going Zion, its a no brainer. You apply for the KoN.
If your going Mech, you join the DOE.
Eventually you'll end up anyway, once my master plan of taking over the entire simulation comes to fruition and I take them over
Contrary to the opinions of some, we will not go gently into that good night.
The Kings of Never are here to stay.
Join Now and be with us in time for our Fanfaire LosVegas event shenanigans
It doesn't mater wherever you are or whatever you are.
Once a King, always a King.
The Kings of Never: The Only Zion Faction That Does Scare the DoE