The 1-up Game

FrayJack

I can write that backwards with my hands tied behind my back.

I have a notepad that looks like a piece of cheese.

**GypsyJuggler**

FrayJack wrote:

I have a notepad that looks like a piece of cheese.

I have a pen that can write on a notepad made of cheese.

Esoteric_Monk

GypsyJuggler wrote:

FrayJack wrote:
I have a notepad that looks like a piece of cheese.
I have a pen that can write on a notepad made of cheese.

I have a pen factory and a goat that produces encyclopedias made of chevre.

**Cadsuane** · 05/15/2008 03:37:39

Esoteric_Monk wrote:

I have a pen factory and a goat that produces encyclopedias made of chevre.

My pen factory is staffed by goats that produce wikipedia articles made of yoghurt.

**ZETAX101**

My pen factory is staffed by goats that produce wikipedia articles made of yoghurt, cereal, and ice cream.

I can talk to the Effectuator without an induced migrane.

thejedi7

I can talk to the Effectuator without an induced migrane and Hyper-Jump from The Slums to the Barrens.

I can kill a lvl9 in 4 attacks.

KanoR

thejedi7 wrote:

I can talk to the Effectuator without an induced migrane and Hyper-Jump from The Slums to the Barrens.
I can kill a lvl9 in 4 attacks.

I can kill you in one attack.

**Pylat**

KanoR wrote:

thejedi7 wrote:
I can talk to the Effectuator without an induced migrane and Hyper-Jump from The Slums to the Barrens.
I can kill a lvl9 in 4 attacks.

I can kill you in one attack.

I can kill you without even thinking about it.

KanoR

Pylat wrote:

KanoR wrote:
thejedi7 wrote:
I can talk to the Effectuator without an induced migrane and Hyper-Jump from The Slums to the Barrens.
I can kill a lvl9 in 4 attacks.

I can kill you in one attack.
I can kill you without even thinking about it.

I can forget you even passed by.

**monkeymanx8**

I can eat pie and fly.

**Cadsuane**

monkeymanx8 wrote:

I can eat pie and fly.

I can eat two pies and fly.

**monkeymanx8**

Cadsuane wrote:

monkeymanx8 wrote:
I can eat pie and fly.
I can eat two pies and fly.

I can eat more pies and fly higher/faster than you ever could.

**Bayamos**

monkeymanx8 wrote:

Cadsuane wrote:
monkeymanx8 wrote:
I can eat pie and fly.
I can eat two pies and fly.
I can eat more pies and fly higher/faster than you ever could.

I make lots of money from selling you sawdust filled pies.

I glare at my algorithms until they run in O(0) time.

**Zeac**

I only have to glance at my algorithms for them to run in O(0) time.

**Paschendale**

i can force zeac and bayamos to glance at their algorithms to make them both run in O(0) time for me!