Frolics with Ookami Batsu - Recursion - 4/6/06

**Flood**

Our dear Ookami seems to have whelped quite a following for herself among our operatives--those attracted, no doubt, to her fearsome physique and feral fighting style. I can't imagine that they're attracted to her conversation...but I digress.

Just the other day, Ookami had a rendezvous with one of her largest packs of fans, the faction known as "Ookami Batsu." It was an impressive showing, I must admit. Ookami, ever with blood on her mind, had not forgotten the insult given our vastly outnumbered operatives at the Morrell helipad by the General and forces of Zion the day before, and promptly led her infatuated followers to the scene of the crime.

Once there, she staged quite the little rampage, ripping out the throats of commandos, Machinists, and Zionites alike, while her gleeful thralls clapped, cheered, and joined in the massacre. The commandos and Machinists, I suppose, served the role of appetizers, as it took Zion some time to work up the nerve to face her.

There are some lessons to be learned here, my pupils, and one of them is "don't feed the animals." The other is that when Ookami is in one of her moods, while it may be relatively safe to offer her politely phrased polysyllabic insults that go right over her fuzzy little head, it is the very height of foolishness to offer yourself as a target for the claws and fangs in which she takes such pride.

Pray keep this in mind, students.

Flood
The Chateau, 12th of April

Message Edited by Flood on 04-12-2006 08:23 PM
Message edited by Flood on 04/12/2006 19:23:50.

Venatrix.

I will say one thing for the furball, she has great hair.

**MxO-PhanthomZtryker**

Venatrix. wrote:
I will say one thing for the furball, she has great hair.

I agree.

**Xeros**

And nails, I believe.

Shadow Griever

I'd watch out Flood, that dog might not be let out, but you could and for alot longer than the night.

NightTrace

The System Does Not Approve Of The One Sided Nature of Floods Pictures :robotindifferent:

NightTrace giving Ookami the Punch Reversal Catch Slam

NightTrace giving Ookami a taste of an enhanced silver bullet

Message Edited by FHANight on 04-12-2006 09:01 PM
Message edited by NightTrace on 04/12/2006 20:01:33.

Electrify

When did Ookami start giving out lap dances? And where do I sign up for one?

And what a dilemma for the Machines. Attack Mervs and assist the cave
monkies and their toys, or attack cave monkies and assist those that
are scheduled for deletion. Tough one.

Message Edited by Electrify on 04-13-2006 12:04 AM
Message edited by Electrify on 04/12/2006 20:04:40.

**Symmetric**

I really thought people couldn't go lower than becoming a servant of the Merovingian, but I guess I was wrong.

**Xeros**

And to think...I didn't believe that anyone could go lower than wallowing in mud and filth...and cherishing it. SMILEY

Shadow Griever

I'm sorry I just had an image of Ookami wallowing in mud...-shudder-

**Xeros**

Is that a shudder of pleasure?

I don't believe Ookami really likes mud. I could be wrong, though.

**EndlessVoid**

Mm... That fight was fairly one-sided, even without Flood's customary Organizational puff-uppery.

- Void

Mustang

Shucks.

I missed a chance to mail the queen b of puppy dogs. Oh well. We'll just have to get at her the old fashioned way: through her pups. Don't worry, dear Ookami, we'll bring you the pelts of your precious Ookami Batsu and every Lupine we can track down.

**Symmetric**

Musutangu wrote:
Shucks.

I missed a chance to mail the queen b of puppy dogs. Oh well. We'll just have to get at her the old fashioned way: through her pups. Don't worry, dear Ookami, we'll bring you the pelts of your precious Ookami Batsu and every Lupine we can track down.

I'm not against the fur trade as long as it's helping control the surplus population. :smileywink:

Message Edited by Symmetric on 04-13-2006 05:41 AM
Message edited by Symmetric on 04/13/2006 01:41:57.

**VSLL**

((I STILL THINK PACE IS HOTTER! O.O *runs away from fellow Ookami Batsu memebers* Funny how during the battle I was in the same shot as NightTrace... O.o a sign?! Time will tell...))

Bah... I enjoyed the blood... even if I dislike Lupins... Blood is what makes me happy... *grins*