Too right !!  You go girl ! lol

This never gets old.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3rXK7NhWN8

My sister sent me this by e mail...it sounds just like every guy ive known ...lol

  Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.) 
We always hear  the rules 
From the female side. 

  Now here are the rules from the male side.    

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' 
ON PURPOSE!  

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon 
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. 
Let us be clear on this one: 
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work! 
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the  other one 

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done. 
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. 
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that 

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. 
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or

motor sports


1. You have enough clothes. 

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.  Round IS a shape! 

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh. 

Pass this to as many women as you can - 

 to give them a bigger laugh

Gawd,,,sorry, didnt realise it would work out that big ! lol 

TheRedPhoenixx wrote:

My sister sent me this by e mail...it sounds just like every guy ive known ...lol

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

Actually that rule isn't 100% true, if a woman makes a hint about sex men will pick it up.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 

lol i love that one (sorry I couldn't make it smaller it wouldnt change)

lol woot pics.

notice the color one is mentioned twice in saj's

http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?...xplainedht8.jpg

what size you think that is?

Zeac wrote:

what size you think that is?

I wondered where I'd lost that!!!! It's mine !! Gimme!

creepy....

http://www.christopherwalkeniswatchingyoupee.com/

TheRedPhoenixx wrote:

Zeac wrote:

what size you think that is?

I wondered where I'd lost that!!!! It's mine !! Gimme!

I wouldnt be suprised looking at your avatar red... lol jks

azarazamataz wrote:

TheRedPhoenixx wrote:

Zeac wrote:

what size you think that is?

I wondered where I'd lost that!!!! It's mine !! Gimme!

I wouldnt be suprised looking at your avatar red... lol jks