"Where you you want it?"

"Oh yeah put it right there, that's the spot."

"Yes that's great!"

"A little to the left..."

"OH YES THAT'S IT YOU GOT IT!"

Ok, Mrs. Jenkins, have fun with your new TV, boy that was heavy.

I feel weak and tired. The agents chased me all over Mega City yesterday, I haven't had the chance to feed. The landlord is hounding me for rent and Mrs. Jenkins got a new TV, which I had to bring in because her son Leroy is away again.

Tears, tears of this gang called the "noobs." Their tears sustain me, I must find a way to feed on thier tears. Some call me a vampire, I think I'm just cursed...

How will I sustain?

How much will it take?

I must set out and find the answers.