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Supreme Rodent

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RolandOfGilliad wrote:

Probably 3 or 4 years back, DARK had a full platoon setup.  I was running ops that night and saw that Wele, Cyssor was hacked with the tubes down.  We put in the DDR order and Mightymouser pulls a galaxy in sanctuary.  Everyone gets in (full gal) and we load the cont in the SW warp gate.  I put in WPs for drop location, and draw 'yellow brick road' on the map to get to the base.  Well, Mouser is the king of taking things literally so he decides to follow the yellow brick road all the way to Wele.  We are about half-way up the map flying over the water, people are calling out drink orders, Mouser is informing us there is no flight attendant on DARK airlines, Drastic (as usual) is cutting the cheese, and I run to the on-board bio facilities due to adult beverage consumption.  When I get back, the entire squad is dead, gal is gone, and we are all back in sanctuary.  At about that time, I think Malign blew a fuse, types 'w-t-f happened!', sighs out load, and logs for the night.  Mouser casually types in platoon chat that he was just following Roland's yellow brick road which happened to be too close to the edge of the map.  I think that there is a screenshot of the whole event on our forums.  Shortly after that, we stopped letting Mouser drive the galaxy.

That was TOTALLY not my fault!




Infiltrator

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
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MightyMouser wrote:

RolandOfGilliad wrote:

Probably 3 or 4 years back, DARK had a full platoon setup.  I was running ops that night and saw that Wele, Cyssor was hacked with the tubes down.  We put in the DDR order and Mightymouser pulls a galaxy in sanctuary.  Everyone gets in (full gal) and we load the cont in the SW warp gate.  I put in WPs for drop location, and draw 'yellow brick road' on the map to get to the base.  Well, Mouser is the king of taking things literally so he decides to follow the yellow brick road all the way to Wele.  We are about half-way up the map flying over the water, people are calling out drink orders, Mouser is informing us there is no flight attendant on DARK airlines, Drastic (as usual) is cutting the cheese, and I run to the on-board bio facilities due to adult beverage consumption.  When I get back, the entire squad is dead, gal is gone, and we are all back in sanctuary.  At about that time, I think Malign blew a fuse, types 'w-t-f happened!', sighs out load, and logs for the night.  Mouser casually types in platoon chat that he was just following Roland's yellow brick road which happened to be too close to the edge of the map.  I think that there is a screenshot of the whole event on our forums.  Shortly after that, we stopped letting Mouser drive the galaxy.

That was TOTALLY not my fault!

LMAO!! FAIL!! SMILEY




Commando

Joined: Feb 6, 2008
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Last night at Zal farmin up VS nubs.... im just inside the front door getting ready for the 3 or 4 red dots just outside it... door opens.. i see the edge of a boomer just around the corner (outside)... i equip a jammer... take a step out... toss the jammer... front door closes.. im stuck outside and boomer myself




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Joined: Jan 30, 2007
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Cloakers with the TREK -

When you're trying to virus a spitfire or shadow turret, make sure the TREK is on "install virus" not "disable vehicle shot".

Once in a while I'll second-guess myself ("oh, i need to switch my fire mode" but beforehand i had already switched it *facepalm*) and end up shooting the spitfire with the disable vehicle shot. So then the spitfire kills me.

 

Funniest death today: Got shanked in the water by hellFISH. Note the word FISH. I dropped off of the Leza bridge, started walking towards the other side, and all of a sudden BAM, bit by the hellFish. I dont know what he was doing down there, but I lol'd.

 

 


 
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